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 Post subject: Things you've always wanted to do
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:05 pm 
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I've always wanted to strike up a friendship with someone over the internet, then fake my death.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:19 pm 
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I've always wanted to...

find an irish person and throw a full bottle of beer down at the floor for no reason
actually draw something worthwhile
finish Ocarina of Time like the idiot I am
spit watermelon seeds at someone I know -coughErnestocough-

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:40 pm 
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Location: Nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
Me.

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buy a hundred puppies

and then blow them up

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:03 pm 
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Buy a bouquet of roses and hand them out to random passersby on the street.

Write a Dick Dale -esque surfer song.

Write an anonymous poem.

Oh, and Lawliet.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:20 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:58 am 
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Grow my hair so long it touches the ground.
Buy all the cats at a pet store.
Buy 100 dollars in 5 cent candies.
Water.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:39 am 
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Burn down and orphanage.
Rob a bank.
Live though an apocalypse.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:55 am 
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Pull up to a limo and ask them if they have any Grey Poupon.
Drive by someone while reaching out the window with a row.
Dress up as a giant pigeon and scare some dude feeding pigeons.
Dress up as a serial killer and wash my car, which is covered in red goop.

The last two, I got the ideas from Animated GIFs that I can't post here because my "bandwidth has been exceeded."

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Fisticuffs with a raptor.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:56 am 
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Learn to play piano
Have something I've written published
Travel
Draw something that doesn't suck
Demolish a printer like they did in Office Space

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Spoony wrote:
Fisticuffs with a raptor.
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Raptor.


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Merlin wrote:
Spoony wrote:
Raptor.


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