AWKWARD ZOMBIE

FilthyFurFag (10:41:32 PM): A CIRCULAR COUCH
FilthyFurFag (10:41:39 PM): WITH AN ORB SHAPED TV IN THE MIDDLE
SombreroFerret (10:41:41 PM): YES, DAMNIT.
SombreroFerret (10:41:44 PM): ABSOLUTELY
SombreroFerret (10:41:45 PM): DO IT
SombreroFerret (10:41:57 PM): WE'RE MODERN
CalebTorterra (10:42:01 PM): You can make one outta paper, and if you cut it in half, it makes a bigger strip, rather than splitting in two
SombreroFerret (10:42:14 PM): seriously. orb shaped tv x circular couch? doo iiit
FilthyFurFag (10:42:15 PM): Ah.
FilthyFurFag (10:42:27 PM): What do you guys think about the circular couch with the orb tv?
SombreroFerret (10:42:36 PM): it's like... modern. dude.
FilthyFurFag (10:42:45 PM): I love how we have this in a fortress.
FilthyFurFag (10:42:58 PM): Our fortress should look like it's falling apart on the outside, but be all modern on the inside.
SombreroFerret (10:43:00 PM): I know.
SombreroFerret (10:43:04 PM): it should.
FilthyFurFag (10:43:19 PM): Like on the outside it's stone and stuff, and has guards patrolling along the walls and a drawbridge and everything (apparently it's a castle now)
SombreroFerret (10:43:25 PM): well...
SombreroFerret (10:43:26 PM): kinda.
SombreroFerret (10:43:30 PM): fortress castle thingy.
SombreroFerret (10:43:40 PM): YAY new color.
SombreroFerret (10:43:56 PM): anyway it looks all old-school on the outside
SombreroFerret (10:44:03 PM): and on the inside it's like we're the nerds of the future.
SombreroFerret (10:44:19 PM): ...we should all ride segways or however the hell they're spelled.
CalebTorterra (10:44:27 PM): ...No.
FilthyFurFag (10:44:27 PM): Whats? O_o
CalebTorterra (10:44:38 PM): The two wheeled scooter things
FilthyFurFag (10:44:39 PM): http://s3.amazonaws.com/static.onmylist ... t_view.jpg lol
FilthyFurFag (10:44:42 PM): grass couch
SombreroFerret (10:44:50 PM): that looks... very uncomfortable.
FilthyFurFag (10:44:56 PM): I know
SombreroFerret (10:45:02 PM): I thought we decided on the couch.
TDarkSurfer (10:45:11 PM): Pudding couch
SombreroFerret (10:45:14 PM): no.
TDarkSurfer (10:45:16 PM): A couch, just amde of pudding
SombreroFerret (10:45:19 PM): the staaains would never come ouuut
FilthyFurFag (10:45:22 PM): XDD That would be awkward.
SombreroFerret (10:45:26 PM): THE STAINS, DARK, THE STAINS
TDarkSurfer (10:45:26 PM): No, it IS pudding
TDarkSurfer (10:45:32 PM): It wouldn't stain
FilthyFurFag (10:45:35 PM): HAHAHAA
TDarkSurfer (10:45:38 PM): And you could eat it, but it'd never get smaller
CalebTorterra (10:45:38 PM): WE SIT ON THE COUCH
FilthyFurFag (10:45:39 PM): omg I hate segways
SombreroFerret (10:45:44 PM): lulz.
SombreroFerret (10:45:49 PM): ANYWAY
FilthyFurFag (10:45:54 PM): The couch has an unlimited supply of pudding inside it's armrests
FilthyFurFag (10:45:54 PM): er
FilthyFurFag (10:45:59 PM): it... wouldn't have armrests
FilthyFurFag (10:46:11 PM): The orb tv would float too.
SombreroFerret (10:46:17 PM): I thought we decided we'd have a blue couch with purple cusions, it's circular and circles around the orb-shaped tv
SombreroFerret (10:46:19 PM): yeah
FilthyFurFag (10:46:20 PM): There'd be a mini fridge under it.
SombreroFerret (10:46:22 PM): yeah.
FilthyFurFag (10:46:28 PM): But the mini fridge would not be mini. It'd go on forever, o nthe inside.
SombreroFerret (10:46:33 PM): yeah.
SombreroFerret (10:46:46 PM): it'd be like we're tripping, but we're not. >>
FilthyFurFag (10:46:50 PM): XD
FilthyFurFag (10:47:00 PM): "Duuuude, I swear, I've had 20 puddings, and there's still 20 LEFT!!!"
SombreroFerret (10:47:05 PM): I KNOW
CalebTorterra (10:47:16 PM): "Uh huh. How bout you lay of the X, buddy."
SombreroFerret (10:47:17 PM): and I'd be like "ARE YOU DRUNK OFF PUDDING"
SombreroFerret (10:47:22 PM): "DID YOU SPIKE THE GODDAMN PUDDING"
CalebTorterra (10:47:23 PM): *off
SombreroFerret (10:47:33 PM): ...I should do that someday.
SombreroFerret (10:47:47 PM): anyway.
FilthyFurFag (10:48:08 PM): I love listening to Aqua while drawing.
SombreroFerret (10:48:09 PM): we'll also need an endless cabinet of controllers and systems
FilthyFurFag (10:48:29 PM): The tv should talk.
SombreroFerret (10:48:38 PM): and a plaque declaring when the fortress was built and its founders
CalebTorterra (10:48:43 PM): No, the DOORKNOBS should talk
SombreroFerret (10:48:45 PM): a talking plaque
SombreroFerret (10:48:50 PM): and the doorknobs too
FilthyFurFag (10:48:51 PM): EVERYTHING SHOULD TALK
SombreroFerret (10:48:55 PM): nooo.
SombreroFerret (10:48:59 PM): it'd never shut up.
SombreroFerret (10:49:17 PM): how about just talking doorknobs, plaque, and tv.
FilthyFurFag (10:49:26 PM): Since I could only draw the circular couch from the top view and show the tv, I'm drawing it as a side view, so like, the couch looks like just a half circle.
SombreroFerret (10:49:26 PM): we should name the tv, then.
TDarkSurfer (10:49:29 PM): We have a hidden talking computer like in Hitchhikers Guide
SombreroFerret (10:49:34 PM): yes.
SombreroFerret (10:49:39 PM): what should the tv be named?
CalebTorterra (10:49:57 PM): Is it a dude or a chick?
TDarkSurfer (10:50:00 PM): Dude
SombreroFerret (10:50:04 PM): yeah.
SombreroFerret (10:50:08 PM): might as well be.
FilthyFurFag (10:50:09 PM): A chick computer would be hot.
SombreroFerret (10:50:15 PM): the comp is a chick then.
SombreroFerret (10:50:18 PM): the tv is a dude.
SombreroFerret (10:50:24 PM): they might as well date, while you're at it >>
FilthyFurFag (10:50:24 PM): WAIT WAIT
FilthyFurFag (10:50:31 PM): The computer can be the guy
CalebTorterra (10:50:33 PM): They have little baby Gameboy Micros
FilthyFurFag (10:50:34 PM): The TV can be the girl
SombreroFerret (10:50:37 PM): I was gonna say that.
FilthyFurFag (10:50:46 PM): And the tv like, convinces us to just stay there and keep playing video games or whatever.
SombreroFerret (10:50:57 PM): ...while it makes out with the computer.

...look, it's Citizens of the Awkward Zombie Fortress thing. You don't have to know what the hell is going on, all you need to know is that we're planning the main living room of the fortress.

so anyway, Sombreroferret's me, The Big Cheese is, well, Dark, FilthyFurFag is Star... you know the rest.

Star's drawing a group shot of us CAZF'ers.

FilthyFurFag (10:55:04 PM): Yeah, just say something like "If you want to be in CAZF, say yes and post a description of what you want to look like."
FilthyFurFag (10:55:15 PM): er I guess if they said yes I wouldn't hear them
FilthyFurFag (10:55:18 PM): "post that you do"*

Lyra out. Btw, we have chocolate. and cake.

And Roy.

In b4 tl;dr.

I'll pass until you cool kids finally bother to invite me to these mysterious Awkward Zombie AIM chats. >:(

It's about time people learn that no one is interested in their incredibly long IM conversations.

>> << I don't know your SN, how am I going to invite you?

Hang on, I'll go back and invite you.

//edit;; it's about time Lawl realized it's only long because it has mostly awesome in it.

OH I JUST READ IT XD XD XD XD

THAT WAS FULL OF LULZ LOL

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BUTT!!

Get it?

Okay, so, here's a really quick idea: If it's not funny...

Don't post.

I look like this, but taller.

Oh, and I'm IN the chat and I still didn't read that conversation.

I don't care if you don't read the convo, honestly. It's not important. What's more important is below it.

...I do care, however, if you are rather rude afterwards.

Short version of that conversation, minus our retardism:
"The couch should be circular, and have a floating orb tv in the middle."
"Yes."
"I agree."
"We should have a talking computer, and the TV should talk too."
"Another good idea."
"It's settled then, I shall start drawing."

Now stop fighting like twats. >:l I expect better from both of you.

O I C

It wasn't as much of a fight as a... Ummm... Squabble.

i was actually thinking what had happened to this the other day. i thought it died a while ago. glad to see the dream is still alive. now if i were to get on aim more.........

These 'Mysterious AZ AIM Convos' as Water called them aren't that great when they get over-crowded. The first few were absolutely nuts, and it was hard to keep up with anything said, especially if you just had to run to the bathroom or get a drink.

Now it's usually always just me, Lyra, Dark, and Caleb, and neither Dark or Caleb pay much attention, so you're not missing out on much.

I'd really appreciate it if anybody who was interested posted a description/picture of how they wanted to appear in the drawings on the forum, or to me in a PM if they don't want to announce it publicly, because then I can easily find it again later.

Needs more MSN.

I look like a skinny gay boy with shitty hair, a bad taste in music, and hipster glasses.

=[

hmmm. sounds like Zach to me. :awesome: well technically he claims to be ambisextrous, but whatever.

and to Fauche- well... most of us only have AIM. I mean, you can still be in the group shot and comics and such, but... Yeah. -shrug-