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 Post subject: Self-Portrait
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:02 pm 
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Yeah..... a picture of me.

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Whaaa low quality of work (in other words, sucks).

The hair is a freakin' baseball helmet and everything is drawn with a ruler that was glued to the table or whatever surface you used to draw that. I mean how often did you have to turn the piece of paper around?


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I'd draw myself but i can't draw people very well. Its the hands and head that get me.........

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Reminds me of this

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Deuce wrote:
Reminds me of this

Hey, she's even saying Ike's side taunt! :awesome:

I hate drawing people in a real way, and the most realisitic ones are kinda in a Fire Emblem style. AAAAGH IRISES! That doesn't mean I hate how I draw them though. I slack off and draw a circle with eyes and scribble hair almost all the time. It looks like me. Yeah, I have trouble with hands too. They're always too small or too long or too huge. And teeth. I have a HUGE problem with square teeth. Faces... don't bother me that much. (Observe 5 sentences ago) Animals aren't so bad. I like scribbling things with four or more appendages and is not bipedal.
SCREW NOSES I CAN'T SHADE OR DO ANATOMY CORRECTLY!
[size=0]Now, where's a scanner...?[/size]

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Hitaro wrote:
Whaaa low quality of work (in other words, sucks).

The hair is a freakin' baseball helmet and everything is drawn with a ruler that was glued to the table or whatever surface you used to draw that. I mean how often did you have to turn the piece of paper around?
Adverse critism! :awesome:

I'll be the little pansy and say if you practise more you'll be able to make it look less like you did it all with a ruler and make hair look like it flows instead of being stuck in a permanent helmet shape. Anatomy books are really helpful!

[size=0]I really should not be critiquing anything, oh god. *hides artwork*[/size]

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You know what we should do?
Draw ourselves kickin' things!
It'll be awesome!!!!!!!!!

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Hitaro wrote:
Whaaa low quality of work (in other words, sucks).

The hair is a freakin' baseball helmet and everything is drawn with a ruler that was glued to the table or whatever surface you used to draw that. I mean how often did you have to turn the piece of paper around?
Adverse critism! :awesome:

I'll be the little pansy and say if you practise more you'll be able to make it look less like you did it all with a ruler and make hair look like it flows instead of being stuck in a permanent helmet shape. Anatomy books are really helpful!

[size=0]I really should not be critiquing anything, oh god. *hides artwork*[/size]

Sorry, I don't draw so I can't reply with constructive criticism, but I'd say that any criticism (when justified) is better than no criticism at all, and the lack of it is rampant on the internet.
Thanks, I guess?


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 Post subject: 'twas a strange resemblance there, too.
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bagofnuts wrote:
Deuce wrote:
Reminds me of this

Hey, she's even saying one of Ike's taunts! :awesome:

This.

Meh, I'm usually pretty good at drawing humans, as long as I can get the legs right. Only thing that really bothers me is the head. I can't make hair, I always draw a few spikes. D: I don't draw noses, either, they make the faces look retarded in my opinion.

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Hitaro wrote:
Sorry, I don't draw so I can't reply with constructive criticism, but I'd say that any criticism (when justified) is better than no criticism at all, and the lack of it is rampant on the internet.
Thanks, I guess?
I didn't know you didn't draw. o: You seem like the type that would... And that's true, I'm just a sissy and unless I really hate something I always give constructive critism.

That said though, I fucking hate Sonic art and if anybody on this forum posts it, I will foam at the mouth.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
That said though, I fucking hate Sonic art and if anybody on this forum posts it, I will foam at the mouth.


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Miss StarSeed wrote:
That said though, I fucking hate Sonic art and if anybody on this forum posts it, I will foam at the mouth.

Sonic is awesome
[spoiler]No he isn't[/spoiler] Your the first person i have ever heard say that.
I just had to do that even if I'm late to the punch.
AND i'm going to draw myself in a comic. Kickin' my ... Computer?
Yes. My computer.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Hitaro wrote:
Sorry, I don't draw so I can't reply with constructive criticism, but I'd say that any criticism (when justified) is better than no criticism at all, and the lack of it is rampant on the internet.
Thanks, I guess?
I didn't know you didn't draw. o: You seem like the type that would...

Uh...why? I mean, I don't even have a signature (linking to art stuff) or even an avatar (go self post reference! [this might take you a while if you read this first though...I'm taking the chance]).
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That said though, I fucking hate Sonic art and if anybody on this forum posts it, I will foam at the mouth.

Go go shit that's popular with 10 year old kids with a pencil and access to the piece of fucking crap that is Fox Kids (or whatever the fuck it's called these days, I think it's slogan is "The gamestation". What the fucking crap?)

Keeping a straight face when a younger cousin tells me that "Sonic X is awesome" is painful. daisies you reason, for telling me that kids are naturally morons and that slapping the stupid out of him won't do anything positive since "stupid" is not a physical substance that can be drained through ears or blood...

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Sonic is awesome
[spoiler]No he isn't[/spoiler]
Your the first person i have ever heard say that.
I just had to do that even if I'm late to the punch.
AND i'm going to draw myself in a comic. Kickin' my ... Computer?
Yes. My computer.

Uh...I can't identify where the sarcasm is. "Your the first person i have ever heard say that." in particular is confusing me.

And stop changing the size of text god damnit! It's a fucking stupid idea that only wastes your time (by doing it) and the reader's time (by forcing them to copy/paste it somewhere or to quote it). It's not funny, it's not a good tool to represent a "whisper" or murmur of sorts (there are plenty of other methods, like spacing or punctuation, or even the way you phrase it), and nobody likes it.
(not directed at KA-DOOM in particular)



Also, I really like the fact that most forum browsers use the term "de-railed", because when a train is de-railed (goes off it's tracks), it moves out of control and crashes, probably on it's side, as soon as there's a rock or something that obstructs it.


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