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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:18 pm 
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AUSTELL, Ga. (June 28 ) - A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said.

Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was both off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release.

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Batman rideJoey Ivansco, Atlanta Journal-Constitution / MCT

A teenager was killed on Saturday when a Batman ride, shown above in 1997, struck him on the ground at Six Flags Over Georgia. Park officials say he was in a restricted area, possibly trying to retrieve a hat, when he was decapitated.
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Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed.

Six Flags said it closed the roller coaster after the Saturday afternoon accident out of respect for the teen's family. The ride was expected to reopen on Sunday, according to a Six Flags news release.

Police said the ride was going full-speed when the teen was struck. The ride's top speed is 50 mph, according to the park's Web site.

No one riding on the roller coaster was injured, Sheth said. The teen was with another boy who also entered the restricted area but was not injured, Pierce said.

The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church near Springfield, S.C., police said.

In May 2002, 58-year-old groundskeeper Samuel Milton Guyton of Atlanta was killed after he wandered in a restricted area under the Batman roller coaster's path and was struck in the head by the dangling leg of one of the ride's passengers. The ride was closed for a day to allow the federal Occupational Safety and Health Administration to inspect the ride. It was deemed safe for passengers.

In June 2007, a teenager's legs were severed when cables snapped on the Superman Tower of Power ride at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville, Ky. Doctors were able to reattach Kaitlyn Lasitter's right foot, but she had to have some of her left leg amputated and subsequent surgeries.

State officials blame a faulty cable and slow response by an amusement park ride operator in the accident. Her family is suing Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom, claiming the park failed to maintain the ride and equipment and ensure riders' safety. The amusement park has denied liability in court filings.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:32 pm 
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Killed by a superhero ride.

Fantastic.

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Looks like he won't be getting ahead in life!


Okay, sorry, that was just bad...


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Final Destination...?


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What's with people lately doing stupid things and getting parts of their body cut/ripped off their bodies? Honestly. :colbert:

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well, at least it was a quick and painless death...I can think of alot more horrible ways to die...

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Decapitation does not kill instantly. You remain alive for, what was it, several seconds? Only to die from suffocation (No air getting to your brain due to loss of contact with lungs) or some shit like that.

Why do yo uthink in ye olde days the executioner would pick up the head and show it to the audience? Not to show the audience the head, but to show the head the audience.


Or so I've read in some messed up shit a long while ago.

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Fauche wrote:
Decapitation does not kill instantly. You remain alive for, what was it, several seconds? Only to die from suffocation (No air getting to your brain due to loss of contact with lungs) or some shit like that.

Why do yo uthink in ye olde days the executioner would pick up the head and show it to the audience? Not to show the audience the head, but to show the head the audience.


Or so I've read in some messed up shit a long while ago.


Well, first of all, the axe's of the executioner's weren't always sharp enough to whack the head off in one clean blow, like we see in movies, so many of the nerves within the neck could easily cause the face to twitch and whatnot. Also, the massive trama caused by the neck being severed would kill instantly, and, even if it didn't, the amount of pain would make the victim fall unconscious from the mass amount of trama, so you would be unconscious before you died.
about the lips moving and being still being alive and what not, the brain is still sending out electrical signals as the neck becomes severed. therefore, it was common practice with the guillotine that people's mouths would still be whispering prayers after the head was severed, because the death was so quick, the few electrical signals that had last been sent out where still in progress. That's why chickens sometimes still run around when their heads are cut off. They're dead, but the commands the brain told the body before it was severed are still being read.

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Well I'm no expert in any of this, so like I said, that's what I heard. Oh well.

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Looks like he won't be getting ahead in life!


Okay, sorry, that was just bad...


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Oh my God.

Darwin bodaciously scored a headshot.

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 Post subject: Re: Decapitation
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possibly trying to retrieve a hat, when he was decapitated.

HA HA HA!

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Holy crap, FOAMY WAS RIGHT!

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A pity he'll be too short to enjoy the rides.

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Common sense, which isn't so common :awesome:

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