AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We bomb 4chan.

































/b/tards annoy me.

The radio said "No, Morganman. You are the 4Chan"
And then John was a /b/tard.



Otherwise, good plan, but it needs more shotguns. And a little bit more pepper.

Ever watch the movie 300?

Okay, take away the armor and weapons from the Spartans, remove all back-up and other armies to assist, and instead of 300 you only have 100.

Good luck.

More like, about 7.

Let's just bomb /b/

It's sucked for ages, and wasn't much better before that.

But /v/ is pretty good from time to time.

You know, I hope to whatever almighty deity resides in the internet that the /b/tards do not find this, 'cause if they do....Bye bye Awkward Zombie. ):

Isn't a lot of Ctrl-Alt-Del's fame and (relative) success due to 4Chan's hate for it?

Not by my understanding. Anonymous hates CAD because even though it's mediocre at best in all respects, and even though the creator is a lazy, pompous prick who shows his cock to underaged chicks (try mentioning THAT on their forums) it's still popular. Enough for B^Uckley to make a living off it.

Actually, if you take away their armor and weapons, they'd be mostly naked.

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Okay, if we're going to take out 4Chan, we have to do it from the inside. This is a good start, let's keep running with the 300 porn idea.

I'm all for the removal of the four chans, but I will not be you inside man.

I don't go on 4chan, so bomb away!

However, forgive me for being a newb, but what does this /b/ and this /v/ mean?

/b/ is Random and /v/ is Video Games.

Of course, /b/ is mostly just a miniature /h/, but anyways.

Me, I don't feel like pissing in an ocean of piss, sorry.

Ditto.

Ok. I only recently discovered 4chan and it seems rather intimidating. It scares me >_>

If they're low enough to Rule 34 Katie, they aren't very intimidating. Plus, they're all too cowardly to have usernames.