Theory on history

pine cone · **Joined:** Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:09 pm **Posts:** 139

So, here's my theory to prove that "mother earth" isn't just a label...
human history, though it's been short, is like a woman's menstruation cycle:
There's a period of peace. and then lots of bloodshed, followed by a period of peace, followed by tons of blood again. There's human history for ya.

Fauche · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:02 pm

The unfortunately flaw in your theory is that we have peace. :\

akarisoma · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:03 pm

Sooooooo earth is a cycle....what kind? bi or uni wait are we talking about fourms of transportation? I'm confuzzled

pine cone · **Joined:** Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:09 pm **Posts:** 139

Fauche wrote:

The unfortunately flaw in your theory is that we have peace. :\

well fauche, women don't bleed all the time, and thats the time that earth has peace

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:54 pm

You know what Earth is also like?

A giant fucking rock in space.

Bucket · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:30 pm

man, i clicked on this thread expecting a serious discussion about history, but i was sadly mistaken. :colbert:

Fauche · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:02 am

pine cone wrote:

Fauche wrote:

The unfortunately flaw in your theory is that we have peace. :\

well fauche, women don't bleed all the time, and thats the time that earth has peace

That's the flaw, we don't have peace on Earth. Ever.

SnowManZero · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:44 am

That is the most uniquely disturbing and horrifying view on human history that I've ever heard.

Don't ever say it again.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Fauche wrote:

That's the flaw, we don't have peace on Earth. Ever.

Your point is moot; there's too many people with different definitions of peace.

Vaelor · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:54 am

The term "mother earth" exists because some early peoples believed that the earth was a living entity, or god, if you will, that created them. Simple as that.

Fauche · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:22 am

Spoony wrote:

Fauche wrote:

That's the flaw, we don't have peace on Earth. Ever.

Your point is moot; there's too many people with different definitions of peace.

Give me one single moment in human history where there has NOT been war in ANY place on the planet. There is always conflict.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Fauche wrote:

Spoony wrote:

Fauche wrote:

That's the flaw, we don't have peace on Earth. Ever.

Your point is moot; there's too many people with different definitions of peace.

Give me one single moment in human history where there has NOT been war in ANY place on the planet. There is always conflict.

What do you mean by war, though? Lots of people with guns killing each other? There's plenty of places where that hasn't happened. My backyard, right now, for instance. It's myopic to say that the entire world is in a constant state of destruction.

Plasma · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:20 am

pine cone wrote:

So, here's my theory to prove that "mother earth" isn't just a label...
human history, though it's been short, is like a woman's menstruation cycle:
There's a period of peace. and then lots of bloodshed, followed by a period of peace, followed by tons of blood again. There's human history for ya.

But there's always bloodshed! Seriously, you don't want to know how many living things die each second.

pine cone · **Joined:** Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:09 pm **Posts:** 139

Plasma wrote:

pine cone wrote:

So, here's my theory to prove that "mother earth" isn't just a label...
human history, though it's been short, is like a woman's menstruation cycle:
There's a period of peace. and then lots of bloodshed, followed by a period of peace, followed by tons of blood again. There's human history for ya.

But there's always bloodshed! Seriously, you don't want to know how many living things die each second.

ah, but does dying fit into the category of bloodshed? a 95 year old woman that dies of old age in her sleep is death, but i wouldn't call that bloodshed.
Also, while its true there has always been conflict, has there always been "war"? people get into arguments over small things all the time, and that's conflict, but do we call an argument over what channel to watch on TV war?

Water · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:04 pm

Maybe mother's earth's menstrual cycle is severly slowed down. In about ten thousand more years, the bleeding will stop, but everything will be dead.

Human's are mother nature's menstrual cramps.

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