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 Post subject: SUNBATHING IN THE TRAIN TRACKS!
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:02 pm 
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LEBANON, Maine -- Police said two teenage girls sunbathing on a railroad trestle lost limbs when a train came upon them unexpectedly in Lebanon Maine, along the New Hampshire border.

Authorities said 13-year-old Destiny Phaneuf and 14-year-old Rachel Brown, both of Lebanon, were lying on beach towels on the trestle over Three Mill Pond when the train rounded a corner late Wednesday morning and began braking and blasting its horn.

Lt. Gary Fecteau of the York County Sheriff's Department quotes the train crew as saying they never saw the girls move, but their injuries suggest they tried to scramble away at the last moment.

Phaneuf lost her leg just below the knee, while Brown lost a foot. Both were airlifted to a Portland hospital.

Fecteau said the girls were cutting class and enjoying the sunny weather. He said there's no indication that they were impaired by alcohol or drugs, or that their hearing was impaired by headphones.
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LEBANON, Maine -- Police said two teenage girls sunbathing on a railroad trestle lost limbs when a train came upon them unexpectedly in Lebanon Maine, along the New Hampshire border.

Authorities said 13-year-old Destiny Phaneuf and 14-year-old Rachel Brown, both of Lebanon, were lying on beach towels on the trestle over Three Mill Pond when the train rounded a corner late Wednesday morning and began braking and blasting its horn.

Lt. Gary Fecteau of the York County Sheriff's Department quotes the train crew as saying they never saw the girls move, but their injuries suggest they tried to scramble away at the last moment.

Phaneuf lost her leg just below the knee, while Brown lost a foot. Both were airlifted to a Portland hospital.

Fecteau said the girls were cutting class and enjoying the sunny weather. He said there's no indication that they were impaired by alcohol or drugs, or that their hearing was impaired by headphones.
E-mail news tips to Eyewitness News, or dial: 866-289-0333.
Connecticut's latest breaking news is on WFSB.com and Channel 3 Eyewitness News. Channel 3 Eyewitness News


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This story was good up until I read the part where they survived

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Headphones?

They must have been drunk.

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Headphones?

They must have been drunk.


Maybe they just were horny and wanted to be raped by a hobo.
it happens

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Zach Telmar wrote:
Headphones?

They must have been drunk.


Maybe they just were horny and wanted to be raped by a hobo.
it happens


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Especially if it's that hobo, amirite?

[size=0]...Okay I should really stop posting pictures of him as soon as someone says 'hobo'[/size]

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Their brains must have been run over long before this ever happened, because honestly, sun bathing? On TRAIN TRACKS?! They deserve a worse fate.

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This is one of the finer examples of "Deserving it."

The other being the couple that was run over by a wheat havester while having sex in the field.

Seriously, how have people survived this long?

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This is one of the finer examples of "Deserving it."

The other being the couple that was run over by a wheat havester while having sex in the field.

Seriously, how have people survived this long?


Yeah I remember hearing about that...ironicly though, in a comedy routine. It was funny.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
This is one of the finer examples of "Deserving it."

The other being the couple that was run over by a wheat havester while having sex in the field.

Seriously, how have people survived this long?


Yeah I remember hearing about that...ironicly though, in a comedy routine. It was funny.
That's what I was refering too, although it is a true story.

"This is so awesome it feels like it's crushing my legs!"

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"This is so awesome it feels like it's crushing my legs!"


I get that a lot :awesome:

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"This is so awesome it feels like it's crushing my legs!"


I get that a lot :awesome:
Then you should probably stay on the bottom, if that's the case. :colbert:

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How retarded do you have to be to fucking sunbath on a fucking railroad track.

WHERE HAS COMMON SENSE GONE?
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How retarded do you have to be to fucking sunbath on a fucking railroad track.

WHERE HAS COMMON SENSE GONE?
Not to mention listening to music on headphones....because that's the best thing to do on a railroad.

At least if they hadn't had headphones they probably would've heard the train coming and move...but come ON! Seriously.

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Fauche wrote:
RabidNintendoFanboy wrote:
How retarded do you have to be to fucking sunbath on a fucking railroad track.

WHERE HAS COMMON SENSE GONE?
Not to mention listening to music on headphones....because that's the best thing to do on a railroad.

At least if they hadn't had headphones they probably would've heard the train coming and move...but come ON! Seriously.


They don't even need to hear it
the train should make the rails vibrate or something
so,those girsl were just stupid
or high.
or stupid AND high :colbert:

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