A Shitty Sprite Adventure: Kirby Edition

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:39 am

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[2:26:42 PM]
[10:32:02 PM] Someonewithapen: What do you get when you combine a school night, a cancelled dinner date, and school work I really should be doing?
[10:32:47 PM] Aaron: Goofing off?
[10:36:15 PM] Someonewithapen: A shitty Kirby sprite adventure.

Hey AZ.

Guess what?

It's story time.

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Fantastical Prolouge

You are world renown adventurer Ace. Just Ace. No true adventurer has a last name.
You have legions of fans. You have piles of cash cheddar. And, more importantly, all of the freedom in the world.
You are the greatest. A winner is you.

Expect... Not really.

You are Ace. A complete nobody of an adventurer. You don't remember much from your family, not even a last name, but that's alright. Most adventurers don't have last names.

You set out on your first true adventure with nothing but your Lucky Hat and Prized Yo-Yo, and in hindsight, bringing some food along might have been a good idea too.

You're also a lazy butt who really should get up from the ground!

That's better.

Another thing, you're also horribly lost and should figure out which way to go.

So... Which way do you go?

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:51 am

The greatest of adventures begin by going right.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:04 am

inb4 GET YE FLASK and all that other shit

Find tree with face and fully functioning lungs
spit apples at tree

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:18 am

Go fight Giygas.

Oh wait, wrong game.

0²

Rita · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:21 am

Follow the yellow dirt road. You're on a path, so that means a lot of people must have walked here recently.

Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow dirt road!

Lordy · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:46 am

Go backward.

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:24 am

Bacon wrote:

Follow the yellow dirt road. You're on a path, so that means a lot of people must have walked here recently.

Blitz Walrus wrote:

The greatest of adventures begin by going right.

To fame, fortune, and glory!

To pain, humiliation, and grief...

Kamak wrote:

Go fight 0²

Oh, but that's already been done by an already famous adventurer, known for his ability to consume anything.
Anything.

Lord Retardus wrote:

Go backward.

[Citation Needed] wrote:

Find tree with face and fully functioning lungs
spit apples at tree

If you insist.
You personally aren't all that keen on spitting perfectly good food at your enemies. You prefer hitting them with children's toys and... Wait.

Curse you tiny body structure!

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:25 am

LordSeth · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:30 am

There are always secrets to the left!

Oolrich · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:33 pm

Rotate view 90 degrees, then go left

The Nightman · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:40 pm

Mirror the image and go left (right?)

Alexandy13 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:10 pm

scebboaliwiw wrote:

Up.

Ohgeezohgeez

Ohcrapohcrap

Ohmanohmanohman

Ahhhhhhhhh

Fuggin' nailed it.

LordSeth wrote:

There are always secrets to the left!

Oolrich wrote:

Rotate view 90 degrees, then go left

Granny Benson wrote:

Mirror the image and go left (right?(No. Left.))

Going left does seem like an interesting prospect, doesn't it?

Flicky · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:07 pm

Attempt to imbibe upon one of the logs.

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:53 pm

Test the workmanship of the logs by standing on them.

LordSeth · **Posted:** Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:01 am

Pretend it's a giant birdhouse and squawk.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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