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Merlin
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Pick up lines that I can use on Varn.

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Are you wearin Space panties?... Cuz your booty is outta dis world!

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This may look like a gut, but it is, in fact, a fuel tank for a love machine.
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Varn
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I do not like this thread. I do not like it one bit.


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How'd you like to go on a cruise with me and help me erect my sailing mast? 8)
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Merlin
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Varn wrote:
I do not like this thread. I do not like it one bit.


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Crxss
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Spoony wrote:
This may look like a gut, but it is, in fact, a fuel tank for a love machine.


omfg that's awsome. If I ever get a beer belly I'll totally fuckin use that.

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Is your father a thief? Because I would love to have sexual intercourse with you : B
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Spoony
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Okita
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Do you have a map? Because I want to touch you in inappropriate ways.
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Crxss
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sba sb3002 wrote:
Do you have a map? Because I want to touch you in inappropriate ways.


Better way to say that:

Are you a map? Because I want to visit your private places.


Also:

Are you a hotel? Cuz I'd like to check into your suite..

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XD, someone edited my post. Though I find the edit highly humorous and I approve. So far the moderation in the forum is elite.
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