AWKWARD ZOMBIE

HEY PALS GUESS WHAT LATER THIS YEAR I'M GONNA TRAVEL EUROPE BY INTERRAIL FOR ABOUT A MONTH

A LOTTA YOU ARE PROBABLY SO UNFORTUNATE AS TO LIVE IN EUROPE AND NOT THE GLORIOUS UKOGBANI

IF YOU ARE A COOL DUDE AND WANT THE B-TRAIN TO COME YOUR WAY JUST HOLLER AND WE CAN HANG OUT AND MAYBE I CAN CRASH AT YOUR PLACE FOR A FEW DAYS SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR A SMELLY HOSTEL

SOUNDS COOL RIGHT, SOUNDS FUN RIGHT

Requirements:
1.) BRO YOU GOTTA BE IN EUROPE THIS AIN'T STEVE BLUM'S AMERICAN ROAD HOG TRIP TO TACO BELL LAND
2.) YOU NEED TO BE TRUSTWORTHY I AIN'T FUCKIN AROUND WITH SOME 100 POST SCRUB THAT'S GONNA RAPE ME AND SELL MY BODY TO MEDICAL SCIENCE
3.) DON'T BE LIKE "YEAH BRO YOU CAN STAY HERE" AND THEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LIKE "WHO THE FUCK IS THE BRITISH GUY" WHEN I ROCK UP TO YOUR DIGS AND I HAVE TO SLEEP IN A DITCH
4.) DTF
5.) (Down to fun-have)

If you do not live in Europe you can still help by suggesting neato places to visit

keep your towel safe AZ and god bless

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>retrieve samll as plane tickets
>Visit Le Great Handsome Oppressor
>Steal and use computer to abuse mod powers

oh dude you should come to glasgow you'll get stabbed it'll be awesome

omg getting stabbed is like #3 on my yolo list

You can crash at my dorm in Leuven if you don't mind sharing a room.

Oh I forgot to mention it will probs be me+acquaintance

haha loli I get to stay the night with syo before you

I have to warn you that we'd be a little tight on space then, I've had more people spend the night so it's do-able but my room just isn't that large (like 14 m²). Do you know what month it'll be and how long you'll be staying in one place?

Not yet, most likely in the summer and about 4~ days per destination.

I'll be doing the same thing in a few months, too.
I can vouch for Belgium having cool places to see, and uh I recommend you don't get anywhere in Spain that isn't totally at the north during summer months.

America's in Europe, right?

What? No, Europe is in America. Isn't everything?

That's what Rammstein said.

brohirrim stop making all these threads, yo