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John
 Post subject: Acne
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:54 pm 
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I'm sure we'll all agree that it sucks.

But when you have acne AND the need to shave, the suck factor increases. By a lot.
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Merlin
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That's... awful!

Why do you even need to shave?

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John
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Because I'm a freak of nature. Also I'm Italian.
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Spoony
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Grow a beard, faggot.
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Fluffy
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Spoony wrote:
Grow a beard, faggot.

Truth.

Also, pain shared. Ninth grade saw me in a catholic school, having to shave daily. As well, it also saw a horrible year-long outbreak of acne. (I'm assuming it was related).

Be a man. Grow a beard.

Alternatively, if you're a girl (hey! some of dems italian womenz be teh hairiez two), be a man and grow a beard.
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Fauche
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Sideburns are cooler. Grow sideburns.

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Sarahrose
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Grow sexy hobo facial hair.
Like Phoenix.

But ouch, shaving must suck. /girl

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first of all, acne=bad, acne+shaving=worse

second, grow big booty mutten chops.

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Bear Police
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I'm going to grow an Alan Moore beard, a Franz Ferdinand beard, and MF DOOM sideburns.

It'll be magical.
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DarkSurfer
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I have the greatest goatee ever.

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John
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Okay, guys? I'm 15. As much as I'd love to be lazy and never ever shave again, it would be wierd. Plus my parents are all like, "It'll make you look like a criminal."
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Bear Police
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John wrote:
Plus my parents are all like, "It'll make you look like a criminal."
Isn't that a good thing?
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DarkSurfer
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ITs either a criminal or Harrison Ford, which isn't bad either way.

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John
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L Lawliet wrote:
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Plus my parents are all like, "It'll make you look like a criminal."
Isn't that a good thing?


No.

But looking like Harrison Ford would be awesome.

I will consider this.


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Sarahrose
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Grow a pedophile beard.

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