AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So I've got some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that you have a terminal illness.

The god news is that the Make-A-Wish Foundation has agreed to give you one wish. Anything within their power they will do for you.

So, what do you wish for?

As for me, I'm stuck between two different options:

1) I get to have Betty White as my grandma for a day.

2) I get to talk to the heads at Nintendo and tell them everything they're doing wrong.

Get Triple citizenship to Germany, Canada and the States.

Live inall the places.

Toss me in a vat of radioactive waste and become a superhero.

If I'm dying already then there's no need to be cautious.

I suggest you take the first before you find my fist in your terminally ill face.

I'm not sure what I'd wish for... maybe making a video game based on some ideas?

I feel boring.

You seriously like what Nintendo is doing?

Yeah I'd go with the superhero thing most likely. Dunno what superpower I'd ask for though...

What exactly are they doing wrong?

Oh, and I'd like to meet JonTron and Egoraptor. No wait, Andrew Hussie. No wait.....

The fun part about radioactive waste is it doesn't matter what you ask for :B

Yeah you guys.

Anything within their power.

Its not like you can wish to be a superhero or live forever or anything.

Also, I dont think letting a terminally ill child play in radioactive waste would be good for publicity.

Do things that wont get you killed.

However, if you can come up with a safe way to do something that would normally kill you, that's fine.

For instance, there was one kid from the MAW Foundation who wanted to kill a bear.

He went hunting and had tons of supervision.

Now, if its the Make-A-Wish Foundation we're talking about and not some sort of all-powerful force that can give me the power to fight demons and stuff, then I'd prolly ask for a trip around the world, see some beautiful places.

And after that's done, and I'm still alive, I'd donate my body to radioactive-waste-superpower-generating research.

But Uncle Wordsmith, daddy said it was okay to play in radioactive waste, just as long as I don't eat it.

Gimmicks and shovelware, gimmicks and shovelware.

I still want my triple citizenship

What good would it do you when you're about to die

So i could die in the country of my choosing