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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:31 am 
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I was told it makes handjobs feel better too. Difference with fapping in the shower and at the computer me thinks. But I'm not a guy so I might be wrong

Fapping in the shower takes double or even triple as long for me to finish for some reason :psyduck: . It's probably due to the warm water, that de-stimulates the penis apparently. I dunno, I think the spit is supposed to act like a lubricant?

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Ugh, my saliva tastes disgustingly bitter for some reason.

Interesting follow-on comment.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck.

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I just found out that the painkiller I take is also used to treat cancer patients and to give ladies abortions

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Congratulations miss Nachalnik !
They're twins !

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God Trygve, with the two daughters you were pregnant with, that'll be the forty-fourth and forty-fifth kids I've conceived this month !

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Good thing I took those painkillers.

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Now back to my sexual frustration.
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