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Taxicab Samurai
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:39 pm 
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dorbelle wrote:

Here is me bawing about not having a boyfriend anymore. :C

Also forever no sex either.

Unless oral counts then whoops

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So where do you live?

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Valbrandur wrote:
one time after 3-4 days without fap is too much apparently.

Hrm, that normally shouldn't be too much. It varies from person to person of course, but you should be able to fap a lot more than that without experiencing health issues. It's normal for sperm to continue leaking out of the penis after ejaculation. 20 mins is a pretty normal time for that to occur I think, so I don't think it's due to you doing anything wrong. You may naturally produce a lot of sperm and not be able to ejaculate it all at once, if you really leak that much afterwards.
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Or you could just make extra sure that all the semen is out before you go back to your everyday life.
Frequency of masturbation has nothing to do with semen still leaking out after.

Just firmly grip it at the bottom of the shaft and run your hand up to the tip to squeeze all the extra semen out
I'm sorry if that sounds really obvious but a lot of people actually don't do that, so I feel the need to say it.
Even if you do do this, the frequency of masturbation shouldn't effect leakage.

If all else fails, go to the bathroom and try to take a leak to see if that helps.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Actually, I do try to squeeze it out when I finish. Plus I tend to try and take a leak after fapping.

So it's still a bit puzzling.

I also wait a bit before I start pulling up my pants to see if any more comes out but it seems it needs a bit least several minutes.


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Might just be that you have a surplus of semen.
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You better punch them.

Or choke a bitch.
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Valbrandur wrote:
I also wait a bit before I start pulling up my pants to see if any more comes out but it seems it needs a bit least extremely sexual minutes.

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Wait, what the fuck

how did that get there
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"Several" filters into that

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Haha, well it fits in this context.

I have no idea how I would make those minutes sexual.
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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
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So where do you live?


Oh no, not this again.

I think a lot of people know where I'm from on here actually.

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Since when has every girl ever wanted to give a blowjob

why have men not discovered this yet


I was totally adamant at first but then just like that look of extreme pleasure and then just

The best feeling. So worth it. 5/5 I'd do it again

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Valbrandur wrote:
Plus I tend to try and take a leak after fapping.

Oh god no that feels horrible

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Actually, it sometimes feel quite nice for me. Like a second orgasm in rare cases.
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Ohgod it never feels good.

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