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Crushter
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:05 pm 
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started to wank off to porn for the first time and just as I was starting to get into it i nearly got caught

;____; ffffffuuuu


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Nachalnik
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hurrdurr

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KevTehNev
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Trygve wrote:
This thread screams
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION


Don't get me started on that. Hate so much.

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shazza
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Nothing like getting two weeks of frustration out in one big shabang.

Gonna go have the best day ever now.

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dorbelle
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Game Angel wrote:
Crispy wrote:

:c Don't remind me that he'll only be with me for a week. It makes me frown, Dorbelle.


A whole week? If I'm lucky, I'll be able to see Tuxedo Mask for one day, maybe two.


Here is me bawing about not having a boyfriend anymore. :C

Also forever no sex either.

Unless oral counts then whoops

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Let's talk about sex.
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Idk, I've always considered oral a sexual act more than actual sex.

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Chekt
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Sex to me is when two or more people are stimulating genitals.

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Unbalanced
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Since when has every girl ever wanted to give a blowjob

why have men not discovered this yet

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KevTehNev
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Since when has every girl ever wanted to give a blowjob

why have men not discovered this yet


Because women act like they hate everything to taunt and fool us.

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Exeres
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KevTehNev wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
Since when has every girl ever wanted to give a blowjob

why have men not discovered this yet

Because women act like they hate everything to taunt and fool us.

I KNEW IT.

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Unbalanced
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I KNEW IT.

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The Idiotic Oracle
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BurntToShreds wrote:
I am doing my best to quit fapping. I've gone a day so far. I just need something to keep myself occupied...

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I am doing my best to quit fapping.

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quit fapping.

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Valbrandur
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I need to reduce my fapping time.
I once posted here that sperm tends to leak out after fapping, sometimes 20 minutes, possibly even longer after fapping.. It was suggested I was wanking too much but if that's the case, one time after 3-4 days without fap is too much apparently.
So I assume I just gotta do it less so I won't be annoyed so often.
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Doormaster
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Some people try to stop, not because they think it's bad for them somehow, just to test their willpower/prove to themselves that they can
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HisanTakura
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Weird dream time!
There's this girl in my school named Heather. Short red hair, green eyes, innocent personality, big boobed, cute as a button(x12). She's also really big on religion and Jesus. I'm a good friend with her, she's all like "Aidan you're so adorable!" but we're also not interested in each other. Thursday night, I have a dream. I don't remember what the context of the dream was, but in it she gave me head in a limo.
MF when I wake up: :psyduck:
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