AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Hey, Blackheart the Death Eater or whatever your World of Warcraft name is, suck on this!!"

"The urn holds your father's ashes, Arthas! What, were you hoping to piss on them one last time before you left his kingdom to rot?"

One of the best quotes in Warcraft III.

"Please...
...we need you to hope again..."

"I am so old. I used to have so much mercy."

"Vault Hunter!! Get down..."

"No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?

Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my friend the kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."

Why doesn't our shop have a "Not Allowed" sign?

Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?

Spiders.

Good. I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."

"It also comes with a nice false sense of belonging, free of charge!"

"EVERYONE GET ON THE tiddies QUICK"

"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
(It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?)"

I've had this stuck in my head for two hours now. Help me please ...

" I can see it. This one moment when you know you're not a sad story. You are alive. And you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you're listening to that song on that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment, I swear...We are infinite."

So I hope you're ready for some good old-fashioned frick-fracking, because things are definitely going bonk in the night tonight!

So I've been playing Punch-Out recently and

"I'm a hugger, not a fighter. Take off, eh."
"Toupee or not toupee? That is the question."
"I have a three-step program for you. I punch you, you fall down, I win!"

"...so come OOONNNNN THEN!! Take it!! Take it all, baby!! Have it!! You have it ALL!!"

It's the red old man!

"You can see the end of the world from up there!"

not actually made up. I was watching Armageddon, a big wrestling event circa 2000. There were all sorts of really neat graphics used that incorporated arcane glyphs, and the entrance ramp had a half dozen car pileup; it just looked really cool. The main event was a six man Hell in the Cell match, essentially an amped up steel cage match, featuring some of the greatest wrasslers ever. The match is pretty great, every guy getting some great spots. Of course, 'bout half way through shenanigans ensue and the door to the cage is torn off. The wrasslers make their way outside and the shenanigans intensify. At one point Undertaker makes his way to the top of the cage and Jim Ross, one of the announcers, shouts the aforementioned quote. Dunno why but it stuck with me.

"You bite down, I heal. I pop, you don't. Land the ship."

"James Coburn had a garden."

"I'M SICK OF YOUR LIES ABOUT COBURN!!"