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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:23 am 
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Woke up this morning with my shirt pulled all the way up and my bra showing and my mom came into my room to wake me up.
>her face

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I really want to blow a guy so bad because I fucking love giving blowjobs and god damnit it's been so long since last time aaagh.

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I really want to blow a guy so bad because I fucking love giving blowjobs and god damnit it's been so long since last time aaagh.

yessssss giving head is the best

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Flert dert I haven't gotten any since last year. Not that it bugs me. Florp Dorp, theres always summer.
Also while I don't mind giving head, it's just kind of.. unnerving. I find it feels strange.In sort of a good way, But thats just me.

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dorbelle wrote:
I really want to blow a guy so bad because I fucking love giving blowjobs and god damnit it's been so long since last time aaagh.

yessssss giving head is the best

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I've never understood why some men really love women dressed in school girl uniforms.

I just think it's creepy. It's not like it is a little girl but it's someone dressed as one and someone acting like one to please a grown man and how is not weird?

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I don't love people in uniform. I just prefer girls who wear skirts and dresses as it is pretty. Just like I like to wear suits and classy clothes myself.


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What about women who like men dressed as babby?

Also I wish I had the balls to have a summer fling :I

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Trygve wrote:
You should know.

Well, yeah.

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Also I wish I had the balls to have a summer fling :I



:c Don't remind me that he'll only be with me for a week. It makes me frown, Dorbelle.

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It took me aaaaaaages to get used to the idea of blowjobs. I don't particularly love giving them as I have an aversion to sour tastes and precum is kinda...bleh, but it's worth it for the look on his face when I do haha.


The only kind of clothes that get me going are suits. Something about a guy that is dressed to a T just...mm. Bonus points for delicious cologne. It's quite the treat for either of us if we dress up because we both like to be comfy and dress mostly in jeans and tshirts.

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dorbelle wrote:
Woke up this morning with my shirt pulled all the way up and my bra showing and my mom came into my room to wake me up.
>her face

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I really want to blow a guy so bad because I fucking love giving blowjobs and god damnit it's been so long since last time aaagh.


Oh dear


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The only kind of clothes that get me going are suits. Something about a guy that is dressed to a T just...mm. Bonus points for delicious cologne. It's quite the treat for either of us if we dress up because we both like to be comfy and dress mostly in jeans and tshirts.


Same here, though minus the cologne because I have barely any sense of smell. But yeah, I just have a huge thing for most uniforms in general. Especially military uniforms for some reason. :psyduck:

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I am King Trygve and this is my favorite thread on the forum.


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I am Sir Valbrandur and this the sexiest thread on the forum.


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