AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A mickey is a drink that you have tossed a roofie into. As in, "slipping a mickey." You're such a bro.

I'm used to a mickey being somewhere around a 375 mL bottle of alcohol, in my case 375 mL of whiskey (screw you Americans and Brits), not exactly a way to make a person fall unconcious.

My brother often leaves the Wii plugged in after he uses the Wiinternet. I come up and see it as a time-saving measure.

Usually I find it open to facebook.








This time it was porn.

was it hot

Nah man, it was some chick.

Hey Sam, you better be ready to give up that cake, because guess who just had sex?

Me.

To be honest, it wasn't as amazing as I thought it would be. Though someone extreme pleasure through my thrusts was quite gratifying.

Was it your first time?
How long you last?
Did she moan like the fist of the north star?
DETAILS MAN.

In compensation I'll tell you about my first time.

bleach the Wiimote, NOW.

Taxicab, I expected you to use your sig as a response. I am disappoint.

The day I put that as my signature I said "If you have sex, look at my sig." Which means I wouldn't need to post it again seeing as they're already looking at it.

Flerp derp.

Will do.

Yes, it was my first time.
We lasted about 20 minutes.
She moaned, oh she moaned. When she moved her hips towards me, I made sure to thrust. Suffice it to say she buckled in ecstasy.

But like I said, it wasn't like 'Holy shit best experience of my life!!!!!11111!!!!shift+1'. Should it have been? I mean, even if it was my first time I approach sex pretty casually.

Adjusted do to rulez.

intercourse is p. rad

Sex isn't the epiphany-inducing experience the media says it is. But that doesn't mean it isn't fun.