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Trygve
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Got a boner and then it felt really strange. Turned out that my dick got out of my boxer and started to chafe on my pants.
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mood swings all morning

ma thinks i'm faking being depressed :V
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Crispy wrote:
Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

YES

and it's sometimes the worst because the phone suddenly started ringing/family or guests have arrived/etc and you're all jellylegged

Going to class like that is the worst. I feel so obvious.

Though it's not always from masturbating. 90% of the time I don't get jellied from wanking. It just always seem to want to work out that we have sex right before we need to go somewhere in public haha

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The phenomenon of the quickie.

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Trygve wrote:
Got a boner and then it felt really strange. Turned out that my dick got out of my boxer and started to chafe on my pants.

Happened to me before, but it was that my foreskin somehow got rolled back and that just feels weird against anything :U

It doesn't usually happen though. I can only remember it happening a couple times at all actually.

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Puking now. ugh. I feel like I'm dying...

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I started birth control~

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Now Dorbelle is open for business

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It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.

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Trygve
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But the only one in her area is... PALE!

DORBELLE! NO.
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Sollix
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Just "woke up" if you could really call getting up every hour to shit water sleeping.
At least i'm not vomiting.
Trygve I blame you and that fudging bear.

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Trygve
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I told him to be gentle when doing such a thing.
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Sollix
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Welp.
He was not. Because I still feel like shit.

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Trygve
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Well, he's that kind of bear that does his work and just leaves.
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Sollix
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I feel so used.

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He takes after me.
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