AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I shaved once. ONCE. Never again. The possibility of ingrown hairs are a major deterrent, as well as the PRICKLY FEELING as it starts to grow back in. Imagine having a porcupine rubbing against your dick with maybe one position your dick could be in to not be touched by the porcupine spines or whatever. UNCOMFORTABLE.

I trim it when it starts to get tangly.

mine are like a tangela

eyes in the shadows and everything

There has to be fetish art for that. Sentient pubes. Come on, internet. I actually want to see this.

My dick's got a jew fro. I've thought about trimming it, but then I noticed that it's...not...really growing...like at all.

I don't know why.

I probably should though, because I'm a biology major

My dick is a mini me

ginger jew fro and all

wait do pubes usually match your natural hair color

I think they're typically darker. Like, they match your eyebrows, or something. Fuck if I know, though.

I should at least start trimming the sides.

it's normal where it should be. Then scattered. Like what the hell

Dudes have it in more places. As in, all the way up to their belly buttons a lot of times.
Actually, girls have that sometimes too. It's just more common in males.

Yeah, I have a pop flyin' trail. but what I was talking about it goes off to the sides

Mine is really nearly unnoticeable past my belt line.

It spreads out a bit onto my thighs, though. Just a bit.

Oh, you mean like, almost on your legs and hips? That's not that weird either.

for a boy i have quite big hips and it annoys me as i can't change them no matter what i do
people say you should put muscle like on your shoulders and stuff to hide it but then i just think you'd look weird idk ugh

a nose hair was sticking out

pulled it out


the tears will not stop flowing ow god why


edit:

MY MORNING ROUTINE:
piss
shower
put on boxers and jeans while roommate is fast asleep
stare at self in mirror
pledge to start working out to stop being a lean wisp of a man
shave
cologne
do whatever i feel like with my hair for today
stare at mirror
curse
put shirt on
do hair again

Back to pubes.

I trim when it tangles.
Mine are dark blonde, lighter than my eyebrows and normal hakr by a shade or two.


Also periods with short pubes.
Lovely. No knots of bloody hair