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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:19 am 
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I shaved once. ONCE. Never again. The possibility of ingrown hairs are a major deterrent, as well as the PRICKLY FEELING as it starts to grow back in. Imagine having a porcupine rubbing against your dick with maybe one position your dick could be in to not be touched by the porcupine spines or whatever. UNCOMFORTABLE.

I trim it when it starts to get tangly.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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mine are like a tangela

eyes in the shadows and everything

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There has to be fetish art for that. Sentient pubes. Come on, internet. I actually want to see this.

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My dick's got a jew fro. I've thought about trimming it, but then I noticed that it's...not...really growing...like at all.

I don't know why.

I probably should though, because I'm a biology major

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My dick is a mini me

ginger jew fro and all

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wait do pubes usually match your natural hair color

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I think they're typically darker. Like, they match your eyebrows, or something. Fuck if I know, though.


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I should at least start trimming the sides.

it's normal where it should be. Then scattered. Like what the hell

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Dudes have it in more places. As in, all the way up to their belly buttons a lot of times.
Actually, girls have that sometimes too. It's just more common in males.


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Dudes have it in more places. As in, all the way up to their belly buttons a lot of times.


Yeah, I have a pop flyin' trail. but what I was talking about it goes off to the sides

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Mine is really nearly unnoticeable past my belt line.

It spreads out a bit onto my thighs, though. Just a bit.

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RikuKyuutu wrote:
Dudes have it in more places. As in, all the way up to their belly buttons a lot of times.


Yeah, I have a pop flyin' trail. but what I was talking about it goes off to the sides


Oh, you mean like, almost on your legs and hips? That's not that weird either.


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for a boy i have quite big hips and it annoys me as i can't change them no matter what i do
people say you should put muscle like on your shoulders and stuff to hide it but then i just think you'd look weird idk ugh

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a nose hair was sticking out

pulled it out


the tears will not stop flowing ow god why


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Back to pubes.

I trim when it tangles.
Mine are dark blonde, lighter than my eyebrows and normal hakr by a shade or two.


Also periods with short pubes.
Lovely. No knots of bloody hair

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