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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:42 pm 
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[23:46:52] Diego Armando: ANGIE! DO YOU LOVE MY NUTS?
[23:47:05] Überfraulien: YES

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[10:03:49 PM] Nick_bo_76 Taylor: Hello, this nick_bo_76. Now I am looking for new friends. U can look my photo here: http://datingroom.us/girlse99/ids9c7a/
[10:06:49 PM] What: Hello, this is What. Now I'm looking for new friends after I exited the Vault. U can look my photo here: http://fallout3.files.wordpress.com/200 ... lout08.jpg


I should have said something more witty ):


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hectorlizardi (10:12:24 PM): penis.
Ferret Buccaneer (10:12:31 PM): what where
Ferret Buccaneer (10:12:32 PM): I mean uh
hectorlizardi (10:12:33 PM): I mean.
Ferret Buccaneer (10:12:34 PM): do not want
hectorlizardi (10:12:37 PM): JEWS.
Ferret Buccaneer (10:12:39 PM): *awkward silence*
hectorlizardi (10:12:41 PM): I mean.
Ferret Buccaneer (10:12:50 PM): AWKWARD SILENCE DAMMIT

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[10:09:07 PM] Darby says: And there's... other hair.
[10:09:12 PM] Darby says: I don't think she has it yet.
[10:09:13 PM] Darby says: ._.
[10:09:14 PM] Parellol says: It causes my eyes to become strobe lights

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[10:11:22 PM] Snaffu says: Your uterus created a lining for the ova that one of your ovaries released. Since the egg wasn't fertilized, the uterus has no need for the lining it made. So it sheds it. Through the only exit there is. Through your cervix, then through the vaginal canal, onto whatever is there
[10:11:23 PM] Darby says: 8D


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[10:16:50 PM] Snaffu says: 34C=flat chested?
[10:16:51 PM] Lord Timing says: WHO CALLED ME?

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[10:16:20 PM] Überfraulien says: I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN DEF
[10:16:21 PM] Parellol says: YAAAAY
[10:16:22 PM] Parellol says: wait
[10:16:22 PM] Parellol says: no

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La Trennicus says:
I had to blow off some steam, so I went and watched tv
Ashley says:
whaa?
wut steam for?
La Trennicus says:
URGH
MAD.
xD
Ashley says:
yyyyyy?
La Trennicus says:
Cause I losed.
Ashley says:
HOLY SHIT
xD!
loserface
<3
La Trennicus says:
;-;
I told you I'm a sore loser.
Ashley says:
boooo
I'm on fight 7/50
and I'm falling a SLEEP
La Trennicus says:
And you're just a regular loser.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:31 am 
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FMAWolf: WILD MISSINGNO. APPEARED
FMAWolf: >Fight
FMAWolf: Flee
FMAWolf: Bag
DragoBunny: -clicks fight-
FMAWolf: >Flail
FMAWolf: Screech
FMAWolf: FIRINMAHLAZOR
FMAWolf: Rickroll
DragoBunny: XD oh that's a tought one
FMAWolf: (XDD))
DragoBunny: -clicks LAZOR-
FMAWolf: Used FIRINMAHLAZOR!
FMAWolf: Its not very effective.....
FMAWolf: MissingNo. used Caramelldansen!
FMAWolf: Its not very effective....
FMAWolf: Is confused!
FMAWolf: >Fight
FMAWolf: Flee
FMAWolf: Bag
DragoBunny: Fight
DragoBunny: XD this is fun
FMAWolf: >Flail
FMAWolf: Screech
FMAWolf: FIRINMAHLAZOR
FMAWolf: Rickroll
DragoBunny: Rickroll
FMAWolf: Is confused!
FMAWolf: Used Rickroll!
FMAWolf: Its super effective!
FMAWolf: MissingNo. used Chocolate Rain!
DragoBunny: OH GOD
FMAWolf: Its super effective!
FMAWolf: Fainted!
FMAWolf: Switch Pokemon?
DragoBunny: yes
FMAWolf: >M'
FMAWolf: TEEHEE
FMAWolf: HampsterDance
FMAWolf: Numa
FMAWolf: MySitar
DragoBunny: SITAR
FMAWolf: MySitar was sent out!
FMAWolf: >Fight
FMAWolf: Flee
FMAWolf: Bag
DragoBunny: -clicks fiight
FMAWolf: >PlayMySitarEveryDay
FMAWolf: PlaytheSitarwithmyToes
FMAWolf: ILikeMySitar
FMAWolf: IplaythesitarwhereverIgo
DragoBunny: TOES
FMAWolf: MySitar used PlaytheSitarwithmyToes!
FMAWolf: One-hit KO!
FMAWolf: MissingNo. Fainted!
DragoBunny: XD OH Shi-
FMAWolf: MySitar gained OVER NINE THOUSAND EXP
FMAWolf: *Gamecrash*


Probably a sign of my lack of sleep.

Edit: But it still got me a page!

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[4:43:31 PM] Fierce Black Beer: Ody, can you make Deuce share you?
[4:43:32 PM] The Tea Canister: She's completely limp when you spawn her. You have to rig her up in order to get her to stand and stuff.

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[4:04:38 PM] The Tea Canister says: I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BUTT PIRATES."
[4:04:39 PM] The Tea Canister says: And I was like:
[4:04:41 PM] The Tea Canister says: "CAN I JOIN?"
[4:04:44 PM] Fierce Black Beer says: no
[4:04:56 PM] Fierce Black Beer says: not unless I can watch
[4:04:57 PM] Parellol says: THAT'S PIRATING ;D

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[3:11:52 PM] Starroach: Merlin is so thexy.


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LET'S GET NUTS!
[00:06:47] Angus MacGyver: in bed!
[00:07:42] Überfraulein: ooh

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[26.04.2009 23:52:44] Angus MacGyver: In Norway > In anything
[26.04.2009 23:52:45] Überfraulein: the end

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Ka-Doom has arrived.
[12:56:15 AM] Loaf: EVERYBODY, GIRD YOUR LOINS
[12:59:49 AM] Ka-Doom: What.
[12:59:56 AM] Loaf: it's from the devil wears prada
[1:00:33 AM] Loaf: when miranda priestly comes into work early, nigel tells everybody to gird their loins
[1:02:15 AM] Defenestrator2.0: ...Wow, you really are gay, aren't you?
[1:02:34 AM] Loaf: m-maybe

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[00:20:28] Überfraulein: YEZS
[00:20:35] Überfraulein: It's so hot here too
[00:20:41] Angus MacGyver: in bed
[00:20:41] Überfraulein: groan inb4bed

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"Hey, Ali can I hold that?"
"Oh oka-OH GOOD NESS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
"Butter fingers~"

Man, context would make this a lot less hilarious.




[spoiler]Loaf(Ali <3) was talking about how he was going to bring his game systems when I came over. He said he wouldn't bring the PS3. Apparently this is what I would do.[/spoiler]


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ChibiKasai (2:29:01 AM): ur dad doesn't know you're gay?
MeatloafDarkness (2:29:08 AM): no, he doesn't
ChibiKasai (2:29:21 AM): tough
ChibiKasai (2:29:30 AM): I sudden;y appreciate being straight
MeatloafDarkness (2:29:41 AM): I won't get my partner pregnant
MeatloafDarkness (2:29:51 AM): you can get pregnant
ChibiKasai (2:32:33 AM): hrm
ChibiKasai (2:32:35 AM): touche


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[4:01:31 PM] Katida: I wish I know what this bulging thorn on my leg is
[4:01:34 PM] Katida: it just pulsates
[4:01:39 PM] Katida: lots of veins
[4:01:45 PM] Louis: You don't get a 666th post, Unbalanced
[4:01:52 PM] Überfraulein: gah the pollen
[4:01:54 PM] scebboaliwiw: Hello people, and probably bye soon.
[4:01:54 PM] Louis: Katie is afraid of satanists, it's true
[4:01:57 PM] Louis: true fact
[4:02:06 PM] Ody: Loaf.
[4:02:06 PM] Überfraulein: the window's open but it doesn't matter if I'm miserable.
[4:02:08 PM] Überfraulein: gah
[4:02:09 PM] Ody: That bulging thorn.
[4:02:10 PM] Ody: Is actually...
[4:02:14 PM] Ody: ...your penis.
[4:02:14 PM] Louis: My penis
[4:02:16 PM] Katida: OH MY GOD


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[4:09:01 PM] Katida: I'm actually straight and just have a fetish for penis


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