AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Body, Please be so kind as to make up your mind on a certian matter,

are oyu giving me my period? yes or no?
if yes, I can understand these cramps.

if no
JUST STOP OKAY?

edit: and then I woke up this morning to a murder in my pants.
Thank for making up your mind, Body.

The good: I'm not trying to hack up a lung every 5 seconds now.
The bad: I now have an ear infection and I can't hear out of the right side of my head.

GAH, fuck whatever I caught!
Man, I haven't had an ear infection in years.

I wrote an address down and way bored so I underlined it.
I accidentally drew a penis.
Also I feel like thorwing up.

I'd imagine that ingrown hairs are the main cause of those.

I hate the day after my period, no matter how hard (or soft) I masterbate I cant orgasm.

TO MUCH PENT UP SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.

Well that was the quickest ear infection ever. Now I just need to get over this daisies cough.

Let's talk about hair down there.

Do you shave, trim, or not really care? What do prefer from your partners?

Not like anything really changes down there so I just let it alone.

I leave it alone 'cause it's not like anyone's gonna see that.

It does tend to get in the way a little but I don't know how to go about shaving it so that it's not so thick but still manly

Trim and trim

Bedazzled.

I trim when it gets long, and sometimes shave the outer parts, but I get really lazy so sometimes it gets a bit unruly.

Also, I'm like super bloated and I can feel the hints of being a bit more emotionally unstable. If this isn't my period week I don't know what is.

I shaved once. I've been thinking about doing it again

I don't do anything to it but it's real crazy down there

it doesn't help that I'm a jew, either

jew pubes be crazy