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Lucien Fox unbuttons his shirt
[5:26:33 PM] Tha Überfrau: :\
[5:26:38 PM] Defenestrator2.0: This should be fun now.
[5:26:50 PM] Tha Überfrau: Tha Überfrau walks away
[5:26:54 PM] Yeili: Nobody wants to see that, Marly.


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[5:33:21 PM] Lyra: I'd like the idea of being alone on an island with Jesse, though.
[5:33:36 PM] Yeili: I didn't know you were a lesbian, Lyra.


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JESSE. IS. A. GUY.
A GUY WHO LOOKS PRETTY GOOD IN BONDAGE SLAVE-ESQUE CLOTHING.

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lyrasen wrote:
JESSE. IS. A. GUY.
A GUY WHO LOOKS PRETTY GOOD IN BONDAGE SLAVE-ESQUE CLOTHING.


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Unless thin men have suddenly started having tiddies and wearing skirts, that is not a guy. :colbert:

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La Trennicus says:
Sirius says 'Coming to bed, dear?'
La Trennicus says:
He's giving me this weird look while pretending to sleep on a stack of envelopes.
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
You tell him you're busy talking to the internet
La Trennicus says:
He's asking me to make him a sandwich.
La Trennicus says:
brb.
La Trennicus says:
Holy crap
La Trennicus says:
He just flung some computer driver across the room.
ジュリアン - The soul that sings in the rain. says:
That'll show you
La Trennicus says:
Oh boy, it sure did.
La Trennicus says:
Have I ever been put in my place.

My cat sure showed me who owns who.

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[10:42:24 PM] Game Angel: FFIV for DS?
[10:42:27 PM] Game Angel: Y/N
[10:42:35 PM] Darkly: M
[10:42:36 PM] Defenestrator2.0: M
[10:42:39 PM] Game Angel: looks really amazing
[10:42:42 PM] Darkly: hurr
[10:42:58 PM] Game Angel: ooh the first boss looks cool
[10:43:01 PM] Defenestrator2.0: Mivehind.
[10:43:02 PM] Game Angel: HIVEMIND

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Yeili wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
JESSE. IS. A. GUY.
A GUY WHO LOOKS PRETTY GOOD IN BONDAGE SLAVE-ESQUE CLOTHING.


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That's Jessie with an I. :colbert::colbert:

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Koopler says:
*why are all the proletariats douchebags?
KT says:
*Why are you doubleposting so much?
*There's no postcount race.
*And why are you whining about it?
Koopler says:
*because they spammed both of my new threads
*its like they have something against me
KT says:
*Because they might have been inane.
Koopler says:
*its fucking stupid though
*there's nothing wrong with the 2 threads i made in the gaming forum
KT says:
*The bloody fuck is wrong with you?
Koopler says:
*clarify
KT says:
*What's with the fucking sockpuppet?
Koopler says:
*wtf are you talking about?
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*http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2203
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*gotta love joker
*shit i shouldn't have said that
*hes gonna be rustled


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Ferret Buccaneer (7:25:49 PM): I'm not much of an OJ person
Ferret Buccaneer (7:25:52 PM): or an orange juice person
Ferret Buccaneer (7:25:54 PM): HAH. ZING.

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[8:58:53 PM] Shaggy: what's going on in here?
[8:58:56 PM] Defenestrator2.0: OH GOD WHAT HATH MY CARELESS HANDS WROUGHT
[8:58:59 PM] Unbalanced: >.>
[8:59:01 PM] Defenestrator2.0: IT'S AN ABOMINATION
[8:59:10 PM] Miss StarSeed: Shaaaggy


Oh context, you ol' rascal, you.



[spoiler][8:58:25 PM] Miss StarSeed: ;D
[8:58:41 PM] Defenestrator2.0: ,'D
[8:58:53 PM] Shaggy: what's going on in here?
[8:58:56 PM] Defenestrator2.0: OH GOD WHAT HATH MY CARELESS HANDS WROUGHT
[8:58:59 PM] Unbalanced: >.>
[8:59:01 PM] Defenestrator2.0: IT'S AN ABOMINATION
[8:59:10 PM] Miss StarSeed: Shaaaggy
[8:59:13 PM] Miss StarSeed: *noms on elf ears*[/spoiler]


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[10:20:27 PM] Yeili: HE ISN'T COOL
[10:20:28 PM] Miss StarSeed: hot food is burny

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:30 am 
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It's about pokemon, but you maaaay not like it.

[spoiler]Ashley says:
Gotcha!
Ditto was caught!
NOW MAKE BABIES
FUCKER
La Trennicus says:
Nickname it LAPANTSISCUTE
Or
Or ANUS
Ashley says:
too late
already named it Whore
We'll raise your whore for a while~
FUCKERS, MAKE BABIES
La Trennicus says:
I'm going as fast as I can!
Ashley says:
Receev'd egg~
La Trennicus says:
I made it special for you
Ashley says:
kthx
La Trennicus says:
I
Ashley says:
29 more plz
La Trennicus says:
I poured my heart into it.
wut
Ashley says:
29
get on it
La Trennicus says:
I need 29 new mates.
Ashley says:
No
You will fuck this Whore and you will LIKE IT.
La Trennicus says:
But!
Ashley says:
NO BUTTS
Ashley says:
no seriously it doesn't even have any discernable body
how do you know if ditto has a butt
La Trennicus says:
I'll make one.
Ashley says:
no butts
La Trennicus says:
No, butts.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Ashley says:
FUCK TAUROS, RAPE THE WHORE ALREADY
La Trennicus says:
AH NOOOO
NOOOOOOO
WHORE, ESCAPE!
Ashley says:
Could not escape![/spoiler]

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Dragobunny: (( chikn beef or lime shrimp
FMAWolf: ((Chickn.))
FMAWolf: ((...Wait what?))

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no seriously it doesn't even have any discernable body

Ruined by this. gb2NotKnowingDittoChan


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[3:50:17 PM] Katida: why is the sun so bright

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[4:18:05 PM] Game Angel: I wore sandals today
[4:18:07 PM] Defenestrator2.0: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

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