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Lolita · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:18 pm

loli find out that thongs actually aren't that bad to wear

[Insert Fail] · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:21 am

Don't knock 'em 'til you try 'em. There's a reason I always said they aren't actually that bad.

Terraem · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:49 am

As long as you're not wearing crappy, cheap thongs from a gallon jug of them, they're supposedly pretty nice. As long as you feel nice wearing them.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:48 am

Have any of you ever tried those Doritos tacos at Taco Bell? I gotta say, THEY ARE NASTY.

Doritos are good, tacos are good, but together, it just doesn't work at all.

Also they made me take one of the biggest poops in my entire life.

BeatBoxingBoo · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:51 am

I think they taste exactly the same as every other taco except way saltier.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:03 pm

Should try the nacho crunch burritos. That stuff's the shit, no pun intended.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

my front teeth are out of places thanks to my mouth guard

i tried pushing them back myself but they're stuck fast

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:27 pm

my poop is green
and when I say green, i'm not talking about puke green
I'm talking about fucking lime green. Jesus christ

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

vealin99 wrote:

my poop is green
and when I say green, i'm not talking about puke green
I'm talking about fucking lime green. Jesus christ

Frost a cake.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Who in their right mind
would frost a cake with their butt

Chopstix · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:37 pm

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:47 pm

Well of coarse YOU would

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:41 pm

Dear Roommate,
I don't mind that you're bringing girls to our apartment without asking me if it's OK. I don't even mind what you do with said girls, because you have your own room. I do, however, mind when you start having sex with one such girl WHILE YOU KNOW I'M HERE. I had the shower running not two minutes before you started that crap, there's no way you didn't hear it.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:45 pm

His logic might have been to have sex while you couldn't possibly be bothered by it. I'm guessing he's louder than the shower. Or she was.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:47 pm

They both were. And it didn't start until after I had turned the shower off.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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