AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"daisies that sorcerer! 20 gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!"

"Remember every black day I ever stopped you..."

"Baby, you're a river of chocolate in an ocean of cream. I'm gonna steal your heart on a daily basis."

"ONE!!...

...TWO!!...

...THREE!...

...FOUR!!!!"

"We've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a sus because the sec with a mo has a perf al."
"Sir, what are you even-"
"ShutUP, Adachi."


Alternatively:
"You know what I like? Balls.
I loooooooove them balls.
Do you need me to throw balls at you guys? 'cause I've got all kinds of balls."
"Dude, you need to stop polishing those balls."
"I CAN'T STOP MAN THESE BALLS ARE ON FIRE RAAAAH"

"My lady, I may never take my eyes away from you again! ...Unless I'm about to walk into a wall."

"HEY! DON'T LOB FACTUAL STATEMENTS AT ME AS IF THEY'RE INSULTS!!" - Barry

Which one is that, Stahl's?

Oh, and for a quote: "I guess we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive....and I saw him as dead!"

"Ah feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon, a mug of ale in my hand, puttin' my feet up on a settle after a hard day's work."
"Only, you've never done a hard day's work."

"The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules."

"Once one has tasted the dangling fruits of Nocturne, none other can ever satisfy."

KOKUJO TENGEN MYOO!!

"Hello? Stahl? Are you dead? .....Nod if you are not dead."

"It's just a little odd to be licked by a beautiful woman."

"We'll have the greatest wedding of all time! And no potatoes will be invited!"

All from the same set of support conversations. I freaking love Stahl now..

"GOOD" is that which EVIL FEARS...