AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[7:23:04 PM] Sceb: HULK TANIGUCHI!
[7:23:13 PM] Butt-a-nator: Oh I love her
[7:23:17 PM] Butt-a-nator: She's so adorable

[4/17/2009 10:55:39 PM] Game Angel: omg so much drama in one leetle thread
[4/17/2009 10:55:45 PM] Lyrasen: what
[4/17/2009 10:55:55 PM] Game Angel: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2171
[4/17/2009 10:56:00 PM] Game Angel: soo much dramuh
[4/17/2009 10:56:11 PM] Dark Surfer: My post was the best
[4/17/2009 10:56:21 PM] Sceb: I was just viewing that.
[4/17/2009 10:56:35 PM] Game Angel: yes it was
[4/17/2009 10:57:08 PM] Tall-Hatted Yanimae: ahahahahahaaha
[4/17/2009 10:57:34 PM] Darkly: Hahaha, Def.
[4/17/2009 10:57:55 PM] Tall-Hatted Yanimae: hahaha Barrel roll
[4/17/2009 10:58:08 PM] Darkly: Hahaha, now I'm going to play Star Fox 64 later tonight
[4/17/2009 10:58:10 PM] Darkly: Hahaha, fuck you, Def
[4/17/2009 10:58:25 PM] Game Angel: Do a barrel roll
[4/17/2009 10:58:36 PM] Sceb: Why are you fucking him for making you play Star Fox 64?
[4/17/2009 10:58:46 PM] Sceb: You're making a mountain out of a hole.
[4/17/2009 10:58:57 PM] Darkly: :<
[4/17/2009 10:59:11 PM] Dark Surfer: I can't tell if thats a thinly veiled buttsex joke or not

[4:14:43 PM] Star: Be a Sperm-Man with shitloads of Sperm
[4:14:44 PM] Lyra: and now you have to board the neuter ferry

[22:41:04] Trygve Bernhardt Moen Haaland: There is a large cat in my pants...
[22:41:06] Pastor of Muppets: Oh really now? *sheen*

[23:01:15] Katida: this keyboard is creepy
[23:01:20] Katida: and crappy
[23:01:26] Katida: I have to mash the buttons to get them to work
[23:01:30] Murphy Brown: Is it white stains on it?
[23:01:33] Pastor of Muppets: It's got, like, letters and stuff, dude
[23:01:36] Katida: this is my mom's computer, dude
[23:01:43] Murphy Brown: EVEN WORSE!
[23:01:45] My butt has the Tallest Hat of them all: HAHHAHAHA
[23:01:50] Katida: OH GOD
[23:01:51] My butt has the Tallest Hat of them all: Vibrators are actually bad for you.
[23:01:55] Katida: SOTP MAKING ME IMAGINE IT
[23:01:56] Murphy Brown: YOUR MOM IS A SPERMY PERSON!
[23:02:00] Katida: STOP IT
[23:02:02] Katida: GAH!
[23:02:03] My butt has the Tallest Hat of them all: They cause you to loose feeling.
[23:02:09] Murphy Brown: SHE GOT A PENIS!
[23:02:14] Murphy Brown: SHE IS A SPERM CANNON!
[23:02:15] Pastor of Muppets: Sex is bad too. The Pope only wants the best for us, kids!
[23:02:20] Katida: AAAAH!
[23:02:26] My butt has the Tallest Hat of them all: HUUUR
[23:02:26] Star: How do they do that?
[23:02:29] Lucien Fox: sotp it
[23:02:31] Lucien Fox: SOTP IT.

[23:23:23] Katida: I got a boner right now
[23:23:25] My butt has the Tallest Hat of them all: It was awkward watchign that in biology

[4/18/2009 11:55:59 PM] Yeili: Feelings are hurt through fights. Most of the time apologizing is the right thing to do, even if you don't want to.
[4/18/2009 11:56:12 PM] Lucien Fox: >What a woman thing to say.
[4/18/2009 11:56:15 PM] Katida: you sound like my mother in third grade
[4/18/2009 11:57:17 PM] Defenestrator2.0: You sound like my mother.

[1:23:36 PM] Tha Überfrau: hey loaf do you know where a good reference for that is
[1:23:46 PM] Katida: womanly men doing womanly things
[1:24:08 PM] Katida: nope
[1:24:10 PM] Katida: just try google

[7:45:35 PM] Lyra: HATE SEX
[7:45:39 PM] Lyra: The best kind of sex
[7:45:40 PM] Lucien Fox: HATE SEX
[7:45:45 PM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox whips
[7:45:47 PM] Lucien Fox: I HATE YOU

[10:32:56 PM] PJ: aloha
[10:33:12 PM] Lyra: anyway, I gotta go now

SinbadKT (7:30:39 PM): Now. You both do that dohohohohoho thing which is why I made it in the first place.
TurboBlueCat (7:31:16 PM): dohohohohooho
SinbadKT (7:31:41 PM): There's a slight variation.
SinbadKT (7:31:56 PM): And honestly, when it happens, I'm like "oh shit"
TurboBlueCat (7:32:11 PM): DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
TurboBlueCat (7:32:13 PM): ff
SinbadKT (7:32:26 PM): Because whenever that happens, they pull a gigantic dildo out of their jacket and ram it up the effeminate protagonist's booty or something.
lesphenixes (7:33:18 PM): I heard the magic word.
SinbadKT (7:33:28 PM): ...Oh shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muttonwood

So this is like, sheepmeat wood?
[9:41:09 PM] Sceb says: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YEILI!
[9:41:18 PM] Parellol says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tsing ... maraha.jpg
[9:41:23 PM] Parellol says: No Sceb you have it wrong
[9:41:24 PM] Sceb says: JUMP TOWARDS THE BLUE TILE!
[9:41:38 PM] Parellol says: BELIEVE IN YOU, WHO BELIEVES IN YOURSELF, YEILI!
[9:41:54 PM] Yeili says: BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN MYSELF
[9:41:55 PM] Parellol says: Go ahead and believe in me, but I don't believe in you.
[9:42:09 PM] Parellol says: Oh man believe looks so weird now
[9:42:13 PM] Parellol says: How it's like spelled
[9:42:15 PM] Sceb says: Don't believe in you, who believes in me.
[9:42:25 PM] Sceb says: And don't believe in me, who believes in you.
[9:42:27 PM] Tha Überfrau says: http://www.homestarrunner.com/whereugoin2.html
[9:42:34 PM] Yeili says: CAN I BELIEVE IN SOMEONE WHO WILL BELIEVE IN ME
[9:42:36 PM] Parellol says: Believe in AWKWARD ZOMBIES
[9:42:39 PM] Sceb says: Believe in you, who believes in you.
[9:42:41 PM] Parellol says: But they won't believe in you
[9:42:51 PM] Yeili says: F$%K.
[9:43:01 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: BELIEVE IN BELIEVERS
[9:43:14 PM] Katida says: believe in me
[9:43:18 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: WHO BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE
[9:43:19 PM] Katida says: when have I taught you wrong
[9:43:34 PM] Tha Überfrau says: Don't believe in yourself. Believe in your medic who believes in YOU!
[9:44:30 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: I'M JUST GONNA BECOME AN ATHEIST
[9:44:36 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: AND STOP BELIEVING
[9:44:44 PM] Tha Überfrau says: IN EVERYTHIN'?
[9:44:55 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: IN
[9:44:57 PM] PJ says: I believe I'm not drunk enough for this chat
[9:44:57 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: EVERYTHING
[9:45:00 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: THANKS A LOT GUYS
[9:45:01 PM] Tha Überfrau says: YOU CAN'T
[9:45:04 PM] Tha Überfrau says: DON'T DO IT
[9:45:10 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: THERE
[9:45:11 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: IS
[9:45:12 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: NO
[9:45:12 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: KAMINA
[9:45:16 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: WHO BELIEVES
[9:45:18 PM] Tha Überfrau says: NOOOO THAT'S A LIE
[9:45:20 PM] Bunyip in a Hat says: IN YOU
[9:45:21 PM] Tha Überfrau says: NO
[9:45:22 PM] Tha Überfrau says: NO
[9:45:23 PM] Tha Überfrau says: NEVER

[12:20:27 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox steals Bunyip's hat
[12:20:33 AM] Lucien Fox: YOU ARE POWERLESS WITHOUT THIS
[12:20:35 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox runs
[12:20:53 AM] Ali: but yeah our picture?
[12:20:56 AM] Ali: Ali sits marley down
[12:21:02 AM] Ali: Ali sits next to him
[12:21:06 AM] Ali: now look good for the camera
[12:21:07 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox is still holding Bunyip's hat
[12:21:10 AM] Lucien Fox: nert
[12:21:11 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: MY HAT
[12:21:14 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: b'awww
[12:21:15 AM] Ali: EAT IT
[12:21:16 AM] Ali: QUICK
[12:21:19 AM | Edited 12:21:23 AM] Ali: SO THE POWER IS INSIDE YOU
[12:21:21 AM] Lucien Fox: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER US WIHOUT THIS HAT
[12:21:31 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: FF
[12:21:32 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: D:
[12:21:40 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox throws it at Yani
[12:21:47 AM] Lucien Fox: it hit you in the face
[12:21:49 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox snickers
[12:21:55 AM] Ali: that's what hats do
[12:22:00 AM] Lucien Fox: oh I made your glasses fall off~!
[12:22:03 AM] Lucien Fox: I'm sorry~!
[12:22:16 AM] Ali: Ali is still sitting with a retarded smile on his face
[12:22:20 AM] Ali: take....the picture....
[12:22:29 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox goes to pick up her glasses and hat
[12:22:38 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox puts the hat on her eyes and the glasses on her head
[12:22:40 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: *puts on hat*
[12:22:41 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: FFF
[12:22:51 AM] Lucien Fox: wait
[12:22:54 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: NOW
[12:22:54 AM] Lucien Fox: wait
[12:22:55 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: I
[12:22:55 AM] Lucien Fox: wait
[12:22:56 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: CAN RAPE
[12:22:59 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: YOU ALL
[12:23:01 AM] Ali: ...
[12:23:03 AM] Lucien Fox: this isn't right
[12:23:12 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox puts the hat on top of Bunyip's tiddies
[12:23:24 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox puts the glasses on her hips
[12:23:34 AM] Lucien Fox: now the vagina is like an old man mouth
[12:23:37 AM] Ali: ...
[12:23:37 AM] Lucien Fox: 'brbrbrbrlblrblr'
[12:23:39 AM] Ali: MY EYES
[12:23:58 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: Bunyip in a Hat roars
[12:24:10 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox cowers in terror
[12:24:12 AM] Lucien Fox: OH GOD
[12:24:18 AM] Ali: Ali eats some shrimp
[12:24:24 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: Bunyip in a Hat 's vagina roars
[12:24:40 AM] Ali: Ali drops shrimp
[12:24:45 AM] Ali: Ali cries
[12:24:50 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox's monocle pops off
[12:24:51 AM] Lucien Fox: oh dear
[12:25:00 AM] Lucien Fox: it has fallen into mine tea
[12:25:03 AM] Lucien Fox: oh crumpets
[12:25:12 AM] Ali: Pip Pop Cheerio Mutha Fuckers
[12:25:20 AM] Lucien Fox: PIP PIP
[12:25:23 AM] Lucien Fox: NOT PIP POP
[12:25:30 AM] Ali: it is pip pop for some people
[12:25:31 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: Bunyip in a Hat 's evil vagina starts attacking a random asian city
[12:25:32 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: FI
[12:25:35 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: FEE
[12:25:36 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: FI
[12:25:36 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: FO
[12:25:38 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: FUM
[12:25:47 AM | Edited 12:26:02 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox goes to the IM Quote thread
[12:25:50 AM] Lucien Fox: Lucien Fox hits 'reply'
[12:25:51 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: no
[12:25:53 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: NO
[12:25:54 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: I HATE YOU
[12:26:25 AM] Lucien Fox: huhuhu
[12:26:30 AM] Bunyip in a Hat: ohk do it it's funny

Chibi (3:12:31 AM): i feel better today, but still kinda like poo
MeatloafDarkness (3:12:35 AM): eat a taco
MeatloafDarkness (3:12:40 AM): I don't like mexican
MeatloafDarkness (3:12:47 AM): but I've seen people eat mexican
Chibi (3:12:49 AM): tacos make me poo
MeatloafDarkness (3:12:50 AM): and they look pop flyin'
MeatloafDarkness (3:12:50 AM): so
MeatloafDarkness (3:12:58 AM): food makes people poo, chibi
MeatloafDarkness (3:13:00 AM): it's what food does
MeatloafDarkness (3:13:04 AM): maybe try not eating?

[3:36:16 PM] Katida: it's about a "what if" on history
[3:36:22 PM] Katida: george bush never became president
[3:36:30 PM] Katida: instead he was fighting in a war that lasted 13 years
[3:36:40 PM] Katida: and when he comes back he's a creepy as fuck war veteren
[3:36:57 PM] Katida: and says "Pappi" at the end of alot of his sentences
[3:37:06 PM] Katida: and his father is just "...kay..." to him alot
[3:37:14 PM] Katida: also, Al Gore won the election
[3:37:51 PM] Katida: and when he won he goes "Oh yay~ This is so wonderful, I'm so pop flyin' the people agreed I would make a wonderful president. I only have three words to say: COW PEOPLE, ATTACK!"
[3:38:03 PM] Katida: and he enslaves the human race with his cow people
[3:38:04 PM] Katida: that are like cows
[3:38:06 PM] Katida: but people
[3:38:11 PM] Katida: and a little bit of zombie
[3:38:20 PM] Katida: and george bush eventually fights him in hand to hand combat
[3:38:32 PM] Odyssey: ...
[3:38:49 PM] Odyssey: I'd ask "What the fuck are you smoking," but since yesterday was National Smoke Marijuana Day...
[3:38:53 PM] Odyssey: ...I think I already know the answer.