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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:27 am 
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i ate too much and now my farts sound like a motorcycle trying to start help


Just go sit on the toilet until shit comes out.

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Chopstix
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tried that, i'm just gonna pop a squat every 20 minutes to do my best motor boat impression

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Sol Reaper
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pop a squat


Huh, I've always said it as "Cop a squat". Funny

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Chopstix
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haha, to me that sounds like you're trying to feel a squat. like you're some diddler that feels people when they are squatting.

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Sol Reaper
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That would be copping a feel :B

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Chopstix
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it's closer than cop a squat >>>:III

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Crouch in some bushes and see if people mistake your farts for a wild animal growling.

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I had some mad gas yesterday during the football game.

You know what covers up farts really well? Drum cadences.

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Silver_Wolf
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Gah, bloody boogers!

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I hate that feel before your period. Like when youre gassy and sore. Blugh that has been my week.

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SaintCrazy wrote:
I had some mad gas yesterday during the football game.

You know what covers up farts really well? Drum cadences.

I used to do that too until I farted right in the middle of a breath in the music

oh God it was so loud

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so i bought some thongs today

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Better change that name from Queen Lolita to Sexy Lolita.

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I wish I had a toilet which flushes silently, seeing as how I can't shit on any other time other than late at night when my mom has gone to sleep.
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I wisht he feeling of needing to puke would go away.

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