AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sometimes I wonder if people seriously have fetishes like that or if they are all just trolling because daisies.

There's probably DA drawings of that.

I'm pretty sure half of them are trolls and the other half are actually turned on by it.

I'm sure there's a number of people "turned on" about it because they think it's cool or it's a popular thing to be turned on to (probably because trolls and idiots popularized it).

I remember all of the mpreg stuff on DA, until someone started spreading around a scene from a movie dealing with mpreg. Then suddenly it wasn't "hot" anymore.

Was it Junior?

I don't know. I just know a lot of the accounts that made fun of stupid DA members suddenly were making fun of journal entries that were butthurt over mpreg because their darling Sephiroth/Draco shouldn't have to deal with the pain.

I think after that, surrogates came about, so like, the two guys would somehow combine their sperm into a baby and put it into a girl/woman (occasionally man) that would be the "breeding cow" who was usually a character that fangirls couldn't stand (Kairi, Orihime, any female hypotenuse in a love triangle).

DA would be pretty funny if it wasn't so depressingly stupid.

I just....
I don't understand you DA, I just don't.

Spoiler tag because it's pretty gross.
Oh god, I finally hacked up that blob of mucus that's been struck in my throat all day. I feel more in there, but this is a good sign.

Talking about cysts and testicals with some dudes in my media class.

heh to their reactions

heh

Are you talking about meeeeee?

why do people boil dildos

Because they like to waste cheddar and ruin my dreams.

I.. what?

I'm fairly certain it's to sanitize them

Also warm toys feel better :U

i ate too much and now my farts sound like a motorcycle trying to start help