AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Omnithea needs the three plot coupons to gain access to the dramatic plot twist that will reveal who the real villain is, and give him the ability to chase the other four plot coupons which allow him to battle the final boss.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor.

Sent the message to Accordion, waiting for his reply.

Listen, Bill, when are you going to reply back to me with your answers? I thought you wanted to get interviewed?

Waiting for Accordion to reply, I'm gonna send some questions to Omnithea.

BurntToShreds Interviews:
Omnithea

First off, are you a guy or a girl?
Guy. I had a more clever response planned but someone quoted The Dark Knight not too long ago and it stole all my thunder.

Your name, Omnithea, how did you come up with it? It's pretty cool.
Omnithea is something I came up with while in 8th Grade English. My teacher taught Latin and Greek root words as a way to decipher meanings without using a dictionary. I put two Omni=All and Thea=God together. I've used it as my screen name since the closest I've every seen anyone else use is Omnitheist. It's also a character in a novel I've been writing off and on for years now.

You said that you're using this thread to discover each user's weakness. How informative has it been?
Not very. I'll just use fire. I doubt anybody here eats fire.

Watch any movies lately? Care to share what you thought about them?
I watch action and superhero movies mostly. I don't watch Romcoms and I don't watch anything because it was directed/starred/produced by anyone. I haven't seen anything since Captain America and I definitely liked that. I'm the guy who goes into a movie expecting to see a movie. If it's anything more, I'm pleasantly surprised. Which is why you don't see me complain when Michael Bay blows something up.

What hobbies do you have besides supervillainy?
For the record, I'm more the superhero type. I read, write, play videogames, fix computers, and think of ways to get rich to fund my war on crime.

One last question; is there any reason that I should not suspect you of plotting against me?
Because I've already won and thinking about it is futile.
That makes sense.

Up next, Creaky or Bill, whoever's PM I get first.

In the mean time, feel free to ask me questions. Or post weaknesses, fears, limbs under intense stress, arcane deities who might favor an alliance against you, whatevs.

if there is a list add me to it
CAUSE WHY NOT

In fact I will interview you RIGHT NOW
(after my BF3 game finishes)

WHO WANTS TO INTERVIEW


ALL THIS GLORIOUS, MANLY, ME

Sorry Will, but you need to gain more experience on the forums.

how do i level up fastest

i heard grindin for exp on Le shads is fast

My Interview with The Big Cheese:

First off, are you a guy or a girl?
Thine male

What are the pressures of being a mod here on AZ? Why did you decide to semi-retire?
Trying to handle people isn't as easy as it looks. Your only real power is a ban, since people can just ignore warnings. I'm more than pop flyin' to ban a person though and I have as any older member can attest. Its a genera lack of learning or listening when we do have problems.

As for retirement, I guess its less of retirement more of a beat-cop to desk job sort of thing. Less action, but I still have power to handle things. Taking on a full time job meant I couldn't watch AZ constantly like I did before, which is why I didn't actively recruit other proletariats (despite me wishing I had, looking back). and, if I'm honest, none of us know how Katie set up mod power distribution so me being a non-green name mod was by accident. I guess the best name for me would be similar to the Janitors on 4chan. No identification, clean up things quietly and can still ban if needed.

Why did you decide to Join AZ in the first place?
I had decided I'd get into the inter social scene after being so nervous about it in my early years. I was part of the Kingdom of Loathing forums for awhile when I dscovered AZ. 3 people from that forum (Vaelorm, Blood Vex and AdamJirra if anyone would remember them) had joined as well, so I figured I'd like it. I posted often and while normally I'd lose attention I made friends with Miss Starseed quickly and she was a convincing reason to stay. Still my best friend to this day

If you could have one super power of your choice (and only ONE), what super power would that be?
Instantaneous teleportation via portals through alternate dimensions (its a releation to the name)

Do you think that the new proletariats are doing a good job?
So far, yeah. Maybe a bit harsh but ever since "unfunny waste of space, time and resources" became hilarious I don't see any reason to have them let up. I picked them more for timezones and the fact that I knew they weren't idiots so I figured they'd do a good job anyway. Not to mention Spoony was a mod beforehand anyway. Besides, me and Odds are here to wrangle should they do anything dumb.

One last question: Is there a Ms. The Big Cheese?
Pretty sure everyone's heard me gush about Oracle enough to satiate anyone's curiosity on that matter. Yes, I love her very much and its 2 years in February.
D'awww

So up next is Creaky or Bill.

...bill me bill?

OR IS THERE AN IMPOSTER

Bill Nye the Science Guy.

And I think it's a little difficult to be an imposter if you joined before the person you're... imposting.

Eh what the heck, put me on the list if you will.