AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I bought a bag of Dum-Dums.

They have NEW MYSTERY FLAVORS MYSTERY POPS

fucking bacon is the nastiest thing I have ever put in my mouth
It was like "oooohohohoh~ what is this new delicious mystery fla- VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT"
You go in expecting, I dunno, cranberry or something and instead you get SMOKED HAM flavor.

gross

I am tired as shit and have to do a play tonight. Why. I even went to sleep earlier than before, but I slept sort of uneasily last night so I guess that's it. But I even tried to sleep and I couldn't so thanks body.

Oh boy my shittty neighbor's Asshat grandson is moving in too! Can't wait to find cigarette butts all over our yard....

I really hate horror movie ads on Youtube. Google keeps giving me suggestions, but none of them apply towards Youtube or don't work at all. I'm pretty sure the only ad save for maybe 1 or 2 ads I've seen all day were for Sinister 2. If there's a way to block that ad and that ad alone, I would love to hear it.

I'm also not using Adblock on Youtube. I've tried using the filter to weed out that one ad, but it doesn't work. I've been searching for solutions for maybe an hour or 2.

Dad has told me that the games I play are bad for society and he's reading a book on it.

Sorry I ruined society dad. I'll get right to doing the other options in this town you love so much by eating until my pants don't fit and then going home because that's what we've got.

Might I suggest countering with a book that explains how games can be good for society?

Reality is Broken by Jane McGonigal

It's a good read, if you haven't heard of it already.

I hear the author's mother is a powerful witch somewhere in the UK.

Got some delightful clothes online, exceeeeeept a bunch of the measurements were inaccurate, so one of the shirts is straight up too small, in an irredeemable way (might be able to give it to my sister, who is smaller in every measurement), I had to make an alteration to one of the dresses so that it wasn't four inches too wide (upon further reflection, I might have deliberately ordered a size too big to accommodate my bust, and just underestimated how wide the bodice would be), and then one of the dresses just cannot handle my hips. I'll see if that problem is solved after a few more months of trimming down (I'm aiming for about ten more pounds off by Christmas.)

At least they were really inexpensive (like, the dresses were all under $15, and the shirts were under $10), so it's not a huge waste, especially if the green shirt fits my sister. Also, my first attempt at altering dresses went well (especially considering I had to sew a straight seam by hand), so that's a plus, I suppose.

Me: "I'm gonna leave for work early and get lunch."

Mom: "...Why?"

Fucking

Because I'm an adult.

I drew some more things but I can't get anywhere near a scanner.

Curses!

I hate when my mom sees me wearing a skirt and she asks "Oh, why did you dress up? Are you dressing up for a boy?" No, Mom, I just want to dress up sometimes, since half of the time, I wear my work uniform or my lay around the house clothes.

i was given a whole gray fox to work on and i made myself anxious about fucking up the pelt so now i get to spend $100 on a taxidermist yaaaaaaaaay

That thing you noticed in that one form of media?
Yeah, that existed before that media.
But now it's going to be forever associated with that form of media, so anyone who duplicates it will be swarmed with fans of that media in the most obnoxious way!
What a great little digital world we live in.

This was discussed before but it continues to happen and continues to annoy me.

When I wake up with something productive to post, and the thread is locked for no good reason.


GOOD MORNING AZ

If by "no good reason" you mean "discussing an explicit sex act with no spoilers" then uh yeah I guess so. You can talk about uranium deposits and proper nuclear protocol in any thread though, don't worry.