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Marluxia.Kyoshu
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:15 am 
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I may have sex with a girl someday, just so my brother won't bother me
[12:12:13 AM] Ali: since when I told him
[12:12:17 AM] Ali: he told me the joys of pussy
[12:12:29 AM] Ali: "It's like a pocket made exclusively for your dick, alex"


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE THINKS HE COULD ACTUALLY GET PUSSY


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meatloaf of darkness
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Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:
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I may have sex with a girl someday, just so my brother won't bother me
[12:12:13 AM] Ali: since when I told him
[12:12:17 AM] Ali: he told me the joys of pussy
[12:12:29 AM] Ali: "It's like a pocket made exclusively for your dick, alex"


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE THINKS HE COULD ACTUALLY GET PUSSY



I...I could! I told you all about Drunk Chick Mc PissCrotch! And then those cousins! The younger one totally wanted me!
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Marluxia.Kyoshu
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meatloaf of darkness wrote:
I don't put 'Mc' in all my nicknames for people, gosh!

meatloaf of darkness wrote:
I...I could! I told you all about Drunk Chick Mc PissCrotch! And then those cousins! The younger one totally wanted me!

meatloaf of darkness wrote:
Drunk Chick Mc PissCrotch!

meatloaf of darkness wrote:
Mc PissCrotch!

meatloaf of darkness wrote:
Mc

:awesome:


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meatloaf of darkness
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I'm going to hurt you.
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Marluxia.Kyoshu
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meatloaf of darkness wrote:
I'm going to hurt you.



'Oh please, Ali, hurt me~'














There's only like two ways someone could hurt me and I not like it.
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scebboaliwiw
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[1:26:35 AM] Sceb: I got up just to make a bad joke.
[1:26:53 AM] Sceb: You remember how the Twilight book spawned a religion?
[1:27:36 AM | Edited 1:28:44 AM] Sceb: Isn't a book with a bad fictional story with a character beloved by people who are crazy spawning a religion old news?
[1:27:52 AM] Yeili: ...
[1:27:56 AM] Yeili: AHAHAHAHAHA
[1:28:36 AM] Sceb: In fact, it's older then dirt.
[1:28:44 AM] Yeili: XD
[1:29:05 AM] Yeili: Go post it! Right now! I demand you!
[1:29:13 AM] Sceb: Alright then.
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lyra/dicks
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[5:31:23 PM] Star: that'd only be appropriate with me, I'd think
[5:31:28 PM] Star: except replace wolf with cat or upstanding member of society
[5:31:30 PM] Lyra: replace it with cat
[5:31:31 PM] Lyra: and yes
[5:31:32 PM] Lyra: ...
[5:31:35 PM] Lyra: HIIIVE MIIIIND
[5:31:35 PM] Star: mive hind
[5:31:39 PM] Lyra: yes
[5:31:40 PM] Star: DOUBLE HIVE MIND
[5:31:46 PM] Lyra: DOUBLE MIVE HIND!
[5:31:49 PM] Lyra: Lyra highfive
[5:31:53 PM] Star: Star highfive

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Unbalanced
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[8:46:55 PM] Unbalanced: WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO TO DANGLE THE STRING IN FRONT OF MY DICK
[8:47:05 PM] Angie Dickinson: TIE THEM TOGETHER

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Game Angel
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[8:53:31 PM] Angie Dickinson says: On 4/11/09, at 9:52 PM, Lyra wrote:
> lyra backwards is aryl
[8:53:34 PM] Angie Dickinson says: Arryl
[8:53:35 PM] Shadow of the Forever says: It's like
[8:53:37 PM] Parellol says: I pronounce it like Ilkrud

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Vrominelli
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[11:16:52 PM] Loaf: so
[11:16:57 PM] Loaf: what is the dealio in here
[11:17:02 PM] Ka-DOOM: Get out.
[11:17:10 PM] Ka-DOOM: Ka-DOOM opens the door and points.
[11:17:11 PM] Loaf: Loaf leaves
[11:17:20 PM] Loaf: as life goes on...


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[11:23:29 PM] Nathan Vrominelli: So a Druid, a Shammy, and a Warlock walk into a tavern...
[11:23:55 PM] Ka-DOOM: ...And thats how centaurs are born.
[11:24:10 PM] Ka-DOOM: Any questions?
[11:24:17 PM] Nathan Vrominelli: NOPE!
[11:25:00 PM] Yeili: NO, SIR!
[11:25:10 PM] Ka-DOOM: GOOD THEN
[11:25:13 PM] Ka-DOOM: DISSMISED


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[11:26:58 PM] Ka-DOOM: VROM
[11:27:02 PM] Ka-DOOM: WHERE ARE MY EGGS,
[11:27:04 PM | Edited 11:27:07 PM] Ka-DOOM: DAMNIT.
[11:27:06 PM] Nathan Vrominelli: WHAT?
[11:27:13 PM] Ka-DOOM: EGGS
[11:27:17 PM] Ka-DOOM: WHERE ARE THEY
[11:27:30 PM] Nathan Vrominelli: IN MY PANTS.
[11:27:49 PM] Ka-DOOM: Ka-DOOM cuts open Vrom's pants and starts looking.
[11:28:24 PM] Yeili: Let me in on some of that!
[11:28:46 PM] Ka-DOOM: Ka-DOOM gives Yeili half of Vrom's pants.

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Yeili
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[10:18:47 PM] Shadow of the Forever: I read that as "Vrom-Bath"
[10:18:50 PM] Shadow of the Forever: And I was like
[10:18:52 PM] Shadow of the Forever: "Ewww"
[10:19:01 PM] Nathan Vrominelli: Haha.
[10:19:09 PM] Yeili: I would so be there.
[10:19:14 PM] Nathan Vrominelli: Wanna take a bath with me? ;)
[10:19:14 PM] Shadow of the Forever: ...
[10:19:33 PM] Shadow of the Forever: You're weird, Yeili. ._o

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Vrominelli
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Darkly saw my old Photo Bucket account name "Vrom-Nath" so that's why.

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Meimi
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[12:38:55 AM] Nathan Vrominelli: I'm tired, and spoony edited my post.
[12:39:00 AM] Yeili: Geez, I swear.
[12:39:06 AM] Yeili: Wait. Spoony?
[12:39:10 AM] Yeili: Spoony?
[12:39:10 AM] Ka-Doom: Its a bunch of crap.
[12:39:11 AM] Yeili: No.
[12:39:13 AM] Nathan Vrominelli: Yes.
[12:39:14 AM] Yeili: Nononononono.
[12:39:18 AM] Yeili: Spoony.
[12:39:21 AM] Yeili: Spoony is...
[12:39:27 AM] Nathan Vrominelli: Yes spoony.
[12:39:35 AM] Nathan Vrominelli: He's a mod.
[12:39:55 AM] Ka-Doom: Ka-Doom runs for the hills.
[12:40:12 AM | Edited 12:40:14 AM] Sceb: Sceb runs for his life.
[12:40:13 AM] Nathan Vrominelli: Nathan Vrominelli runs for the dells.
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meatloaf of darkness
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大麻酔い: like a vagina crapping out a penis
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Vrominelli
 Post subject: Admit it.
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[5:26:36 AM] Yeili: The outfits in Live For You could not get any cuter.
[5:26:49 AM] Vrom: Live for you?
[5:27:15 AM] Yeili: iDOLM@STER - Live For You
[5:27:24 AM] Vrom: ...?
[5:27:36 AM] Yeili: It's a game where you train idols.
[5:27:48 AM] Vrom: Like tiki heads?
[5:27:57 AM] Yeili: ...
[5:28:01 AM] Yeili: Like PEOPLE!
[5:28:13 AM] Vrom: I prefer my version...

You know my version is better.

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