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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:35 pm 
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Bo-BoBo?

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Dad jokes in the Kink Thread was not one of them.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:32 pm 
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also hair around my nipples what?!


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:27 am 
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Guess whose brother shaved his pubes in the shower
Guess whose shower isn't draining right from all the pube hair in it
Guess whose shower still has pubes in it
Guess who isn't using that shower

All answers are Turbo.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:04 am 
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I thought that was leading up to "guess who has to clean out the drain"

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I have hair around my bellybutton.


Ohgod ai thought I was the only one.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:26 am 
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Get yourself some Drano, Turbo.

I have long hair that sheds everywhere, no matter how much hair I catch the drain always clogs up eventually.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 am 
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really gassy today

naturally, a very attractive female sits next to me in class

i want to die right now please someone kill me

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:34 am 
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Got back from the doctor.
WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY BALLS

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Stop with the foreplay and just tell us.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:38 am 
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
It's just s cyst. I forgot the specific kind though.
It's been here for over a year and hasn't changed size at all, and he says that's a good thing. It's nothing bad, he says it's odd that it started to hurt but other than that there's nothing to worry about. I'll get an ultra sound or something on it in a few days/weeks.
So all in all there's nothing to worry about.

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I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:40 am 
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Every single time I see "ultra sound" I think "baby" even though I know that isn't the only use.

ARE YOU PREGNANT?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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His balls are pregnant and you're the father CN!

But it's good to hear that you're fine Grye.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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At least I won't be the one giving birth out my dick.

Is that a fetish because fuck that sounds so terrible

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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It is absolutely a fetish.

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DICKBIRTH.

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