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Miss Starseed
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Yeah, but that's cliched. I mean seriously, who doesn't want Varn?
The Africans.
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Water wrote:
Yeah, but that's cliched. I mean seriously, who doesn't want Varn?
The Africans.

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Yeah, but that's cliched. I mean seriously, who doesn't want Varn?

Girls?

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I like shiny things. Are you shiny?

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I like shiny things. Are you shiny?

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Hey baby mind if I put my pin in your grenade?
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Miss Starseed
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I want to visit Uranus... WITH MY PENIS.
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If someone said that to me I would call the cops...but not before castrating them with a bread knife. :shock:

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How would you like for me to have you fall in love with me so I can tease you for a few months and then make your life miserable, eventually leaving you for sex with another man?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I want to visit Uranus... WITH MY PENIS.


YES
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Can I call you Hadouken?
Because you're down, right, fierce!

(Street Fighter Joke. Ryu's fire ball, the Hadouken was, down-right-fierce punch.)

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How would you like for me to have you fall in love with me so I can tease you for a few months and then make your life miserable, eventually leaving you for sex with another man?
I know that's the kind of pick-up line I want used on me.

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Someone said this one to me today:

"Are you a carton of milk? Because I'd like to fuck you up the booty."

._. Uhm..

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Someone said this one to me today:

"Are you a carton of milk? Because I'd like to fuck you up the booty."

._. Uhm..


That's what you get for having a hole attached to an organ that releases solid waste. You should horf it back out of your mouth like the rest of us. Human.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Someone said this one to me today:

"Are you a carton of milk? Because I'd like to fuck you up the booty."

._. Uhm..


Was it Varn?
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Merlin wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Someone said this one to me today:

"Are you a carton of milk? Because I'd like to fuck you up the booty."

._. Uhm..


Was it Varn?
Maybe... VARN, HAVE YOU BEEN IN CANADA RECENTLY?

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