AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That is bodaciously the worst Christmas gift idea ever.

And someone gave me a wrapped box of shit once.

I told you Exeres, that it was a multi-part gift. You were supposed to receive a pack of seeds, and a pot, but for some reason only the fertilizer showed up.

I think the worst gift I ever got was a $5 gift card to McDonalds......for 4-5 years in a row.

"Oh look it's a present from Aunt so-and-so, I wonder what it i-yep another McDonalds gift card...and there's just enough on it for most of a value meal."

ALRIGHT, FINE, I'LL JOIN.

Oh hey I have cheddar this year

guess who's spending it on a stranger from the internet?
It's me

sloth bro buy me some smokes yeh help a guy out

Are we giving gifts to the same people who get us gifts, or is it randomized so odd numbers don't screw us up?

How is it a secret then? You would know who is getting you a thing.

Also, I think I remember him putting the names into his trusty bowler and drawing them out.

I skipped past the part about secrets and read presents.

Ten days homo queers

if you're sittin on the fence or you haven't sent me a thing yet get on that shit

Final count...I'm guessing three.

LAST DAY

THIS IS THE CUT OFF POINT

If you wanted to get in on this but forgot or whatever I don't know maybe you sent me nudies instead of postal info

AFTER I GET UP TOMORROW, HAVE SOME CIGARILLOS FOR BREAKFAST AND BROWSE THIS MONTH'S EDITION OF CHAP MAGAZINE I WILL BE DISTRIBUTING TARGETS

MERRY MERRY



SPEND CHRISTMAS WATCHING THE MUPPETS

I actually do watch the muppet's christmas carol every christmas

Glad i'm not the only one who does this, Hobt.

My life could use more Muppet Christmas Carol. Or just more Muppets in general.