AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is a story about How to Wreck a Cockfighting Society.

So, we're in the final battle in Cockfighting Society Tabletop, and one of the big bads that we're facing is a Mewtwo. I send out a Shuckle to face the Mewtwo while everyone else is sending out things to directly deal with the Mewtwo. I have the Shuckle use Power Split, which averages the attacking stats of the two Cockfighting Society involved, then gives those averages as new attacking stats to the Cockfighting Society, but I had to choose one attacking stat. I chose Special Attack. My Shuckle's Special Attack is 1, so I halved Mewtwo's ludicrous Special Attack.

The Mewtwo then began to use Earthquake. Now, Earthquake can only be used once per battle unless something weird happens like an Ether. I had my Shuckle use Encore. I rolled for how many turns...6 turns.

tl;dr: The Big Bad Mewtwo became useless for six turns because of my Shuckle.

Tamato Berry says (5:36 PM):
*It lands in the hand of a short old man.
Tamato Berry says (5:37 PM):
*"My goodness Kyle. I thought I could trust you to take care of this."
Tamato Berry says (5:37 PM):
*He's a short man in a suit, with a red R on the pocket of his jacket. He's wearing a tall hat.
Tamato Berry says (5:38 PM):
*"A-Admin Gregory. What are you doing here?"
Tamato Berry says (5:38 PM):
*"Oh Kyle, I was just out on a stroll and thought I'd check up on you."
Tamato Berry says (5:39 PM):
*"I'm sorry he wasn't a challenge." he says, bowing to you 4.
Chimerasaurus says (5:39 PM):
*jiggy doesn't know what the fuck
Jess says (5:39 PM):
*???
Tamato Berry says (5:39 PM):
*"I thought he'd do more than beat his chest like an ape."
Jess says (5:39 PM):
*"... That's harsh."
Nobody Was Bees says (5:39 PM):
*"You're a cool old man."
Tamato Berry says (5:39 PM):
*"But I guess his generation isn't ready for us old-timers to pass the torch onto them."
Tamato Berry says (5:40 PM):
*"You see, he has to resort to tricks in order to give him power.
Jess says (5:40 PM):
*"... Yah, he kind of did."
Jess says (5:40 PM):
*/stares at Kyle
Tamato Berry says (5:41 PM):
*"But you see."
Tamato Berry says (5:41 PM):
*"No one... is as tricky as me."
Tamato Berry says (5:41 PM):
*Suddenly a Shuckle flies out of his hat.
Tamato Berry says (5:41 PM):
*and uses Final Gambit on Charizard.
Jess says (5:41 PM):
*(the hell)
Tamato Berry says (5:42 PM):
*(Holy fuck)
Jess says (5:42 PM):
*"Wow all Rockets are cheaters, end of story."
Jess says (5:42 PM):
*"I hate you all and there's nothing to change that."
Tamato Berry says (5:42 PM):
*(guys)
Jess says (5:42 PM):
*(what)
Tamato Berry says (5:42 PM):
*(Guuuuuuuys)
Chimerasaurus says (5:42 PM):
*[did it die]
Jess says (5:42 PM):
*(whaaaatt)
Tamato Berry says (5:42 PM):
**dying*
Nobody Was Bees says (5:42 PM):
*[what happened]
Jess says (5:42 PM):
*(WHHHAAAATTT)
Chimerasaurus says (5:42 PM):
*jiggy just stares
Jess says (5:42 PM):
*(did it fall the ac check)
Tamato Berry says (5:42 PM):
*348 damage - 19 def.
Nobody Was Bees says (5:42 PM):
*[oh my god]
Jess says (5:42 PM):
*(... jesus christ)
Tamato Berry says (5:42 PM):
*Charizard had 116 HP.
Nobody Was Bees says (5:43 PM):
*[oh my god]
Jess says (5:43 PM):
*(that thing is ded)
Tamato Berry says (5:43 PM):
*Charizard begins to bleed and goes flying out of the tower.
Jess says (5:43 PM):
*"DUDE WAHT THE HELL"
Tamato Berry says (5:43 PM):
*Lance is horrified as he calls Charizard back into its Pokeball.
Jess says (5:43 PM):
*"FUCK YOU ALL"
Tamato Berry says (5:43 PM):
*The old man just smirks wickedly.
Jess says (5:43 PM):
*/returns Rex REALLY FAST
Chimerasaurus says (5:43 PM):
*oAo
Chimerasaurus says (5:44 PM):
**returns ducky*
Tamato Berry says (5:44 PM):
*"Let this be a lesson to you all. You're meddling in things you shouldn't."
Jess says (5:44 PM):
*"that sucks"
Tamato Berry says (5:44 PM):
*"Come Kyle, we're leaving."
Nobody Was Bees says (5:44 PM):
*"NOPE"
Nobody Was Bees says (5:44 PM):
*"HE'S GOING NOWHERE"
Tamato Berry says (5:44 PM):
*"Unless, you want to fight me."

Tamato Berry says (2:22 PM):
*at the far side of the room, you see Kyle looking out over the city.
Tamato Berry says (2:22 PM):
*"I've been expecting you." he says, without looking.
Jess says (2:22 PM):
*"Wasn't that obvious?"
Nobody Was Bees says (2:22 PM):
*"Stop trying to be cool, douchebag."
Tamato Berry says (2:22 PM):
*"I've watched your little journey through Goldenrod the entire time."
Nobody Was Bees says (2:22 PM):
*"Creep."
Chimerasaurus says (2:23 PM):
*jiggy just folds her arms
Tamato Berry says (2:23 PM):
*"It's funny how you think you're actually capable of saving this city."
Nobody Was Bees says (2:23 PM):
*"... Do we actually think that, guys?"
Jess says (2:23 PM):
*"Of course we do!"
Nobody Was Bees says (2:23 PM):
*"I kind of thought we were doing this to punch this asshole in the face."
Tamato Berry says (2:23 PM):
*"So, you doubt yourselves?"
Tamato Berry says (2:23 PM):
*"Then why are you even here?"
Nobody Was Bees says (2:24 PM):
*"To punch you in the face."
Nobody Was Bees says (2:24 PM):
*"I just fucking said that."
Nobody Was Bees says (2:24 PM):
*"God, get a hearing aid."
Tamato Berry says (2:24 PM):
*"Let me make a deal with you." he says with a smug smile.
Jess says (2:24 PM):
*20 for punching his SMUG FACE
Tamato Berry says (2:25 PM):
*"If you grovel at my feet right now, I won't fight you."
Chimerasaurus says (2:25 PM):
*"Aw hell no"
Nobody Was Bees says (2:25 PM):
*"You're such a loser to demand groveling like that."
Tamato Berry says (2:25 PM):
*You feel a force slow you down a bit as you punch, but your punch still reaches him.
Nobody Was Bees says (2:25 PM):
*"You have to MAKE us do that, we're not weak!"
Tamato Berry says (2:25 PM):
*However, he's quick to react and pins your arm behind your back.
Jess says (2:25 PM):
*"Oh what the hell FUCK LET ME GO"
Nobody Was Bees says (2:26 PM):
*"Well then."
Jess says (2:26 PM):
*14 for getting the back over to Roslyn and Jig.
Tamato Berry says (2:26 PM):
*"How about this. Grovel at my feet, or maybe I'll cut her pretty little head off."
Tamato Berry says (2:26 PM):
*His grip is too tight.
Nobody Was Bees says (2:26 PM):
*"Aw hell no!"
Tamato Berry says (2:26 PM):
*You're in pain.
Nobody Was Bees says (2:26 PM):
*/rescues Jess with a 20
Jess says (2:26 PM):
*Jess has a very angry face.
Tamato Berry says (2:26 PM):
*He sees you coming and tosses her at you.
Nobody Was Bees says (2:27 PM):
*Catches with 12
Tamato Berry says (2:27 PM):
*You catch her.
Jess says (2:27 PM):
*"God, this fucking DICK thank you ros"
Tamato Berry says (2:27 PM):
*"You kids are too cute, just fighting head on like that."
Nobody Was Bees says (2:27 PM):
*"You are so pathetic, acting all smug like that when it's not proving anything."
Nobody Was Bees says (2:28 PM):
*"Jeeze, just fight us instead of negotiating."
Tamato Berry says (2:28 PM):
*"Oh, I'm sure you don't want to fight me."
Jess says (2:28 PM):
*"BULLSHIT"
Nobody Was Bees says (2:29 PM):
*"If you were so bent on destroying us, not to mention confident, you wouldn't even give us options."
Nobody Was Bees says (2:29 PM):
*"We're not scared of you!"
Tamato Berry says (2:29 PM):
*"Well you should be."
Jess says (2:29 PM):
*"NO THANKS"
Tamato Berry says (2:30 PM):
*Whitney goes to have Miltank use Rollout on Kyle.
Tamato Berry says (2:30 PM):
*However, he dodges and kicks the cow out of the window.
Jess says (2:30 PM):
*"WHAT THE FUCK"
Tamato Berry says (2:30 PM):
*(Whitney rolled horribly)
Jess says (2:30 PM):
*(the one time we need her)
Tamato Berry says (2:31 PM):
*"What... the... FUUUUUCK." Whitney screams as she jumps out the window and follows Miltank with Togekiss.
Tamato Berry says (2:31 PM):
*"Sorry guys, I need to take care of this right now."
Jess says (2:31 PM):
*"GO GIRL GO"
Chimerasaurus says (2:31 PM):
*". . ." *stares as she goes*
Nobody Was Bees says (2:31 PM):
*"Figures."

>Playing a campaign where to make it harder you put in a level cap instead of just fighting things above your CR

>DM GIVES you a character, you don't make one

son what kind of DnD are you playing over there

That's one way to deal with Whitney's Miltank.

pissing match