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 Post subject: Re: Puns for the Pun God
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:56 pm 
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They were holding a contest for the best thing to hold railroad tracks together.

It was a tie.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:39 am 
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book

the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

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 Post subject: Re: Puns for the Pun God
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There was this Arabian king who ran on electricity and liked to beat people up. What do you think they charged him with?

A Sultan Battery
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:11 pm 
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That was Arab-le.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Kamak
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Hebrew his chance.

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Tetrunes
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:41 pm 
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After he's reformed, he could sell Abraham at the deli.

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How am I supposed to see tacos in these conditions?

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Kamak
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I prefer Kadabraham.

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Anyone know where I could illegally sell a fence?
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You should go see an individual who knowingly buys stolen property for later resale.

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Everyone but one person went to the right. He was the only one left.
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 Post subject: Re: Puns for the Pun Great Handsome Oppressor
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I met a very unique guy once who makes shaped pans by destroying fungus. He really breaks the mold.
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Do Tom Swifties count as puns?

"This hay is packed too tightly!" Tom said balefully.
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Someone told me they'd kick my head off if I told one more bad joke.

I made a punt

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