Riddle Me This, Batman!

UncannyScarecrow · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:53 pm

because people keep pissing all over the poor guy

Petah-Petah · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:10 pm

Because it has been crossed so many times.

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:47 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

Why is the ocean always angry?

Because the sea-weed.

Otherwise · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:31 pm

cheddar.

Kamak · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:50 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

Your father has it, your mother uses it.

The poolboy.

Ame no Akai wrote:

It's not a dirty joke, kids.

Oh, daisies.

Reyo · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:04 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

Your father has it, your mother uses it.

It's not a dirty joke, kids.

His last name?
Her car?
Me?
His dick?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Last name.

Guyperson · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:35 pm

A man walks into a bar, but falls unconscious before his first drink. Why?

Rinoko · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:36 pm

Because he walked into a BAR.

Guyperson · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:01 am

Was it that easy?

WRUIOPSDGJLZCVBNM
What do these letters have in common?

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:12 am

Those letters can be written in one stroke without going over itself.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:15 am

That was incredibly appropriate for you to answer with Professor Layton as your avvy.

ShadowGuy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:16 am

I love how I edited it like 4 times just so it made sense.

Reyo · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:23 am

They can all be found on an American keyboard.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:25 am

What has one head, one foot, and four legs.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE