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Dragoon
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:50 pm 
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I would like your finest mod dick
Sorry, Vaxidd's not in right now.

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Flicky
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:50 pm 
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Location: Your local grocery market. Offer ends soon!

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They suck. Too tough to bite, too solid to suck on, and every time you go for a nibble you get sticky gummi on your face.

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:51 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
I start spewing acid in the direction of the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

No, not that acid.

You start spewing acid at the RAGING FRENCHMAN, but to no avail. His Croissant Cravat of Ridiculous Resistance negates the effects of acid.

creakyAccordion wrote:
I would like your finest mod dick
The Artsy Lunatic wrote:
Mista 'tender I'd like another round
How can you even think about drinking when the RAGING FRENCHMAN is attacking? You two do nothing for this turn.

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Make suit of armor out of napkin tins.

18/20

You quickly assemble a suit of armor out of the nearest napkin tins.
Your Crafting went up by 5!
Your Resourcefulness went up by 5!

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:52 pm 
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I wiggle my dick in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Potato
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:53 pm 
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>Throw unfunny waste of space, time and resources at the raging frenchman

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Tetrunes
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
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You get a cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea

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How am I supposed to see tacos in these conditions?

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:55 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
I wiggle my dick in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

You whip out your pecker in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN but it appears he is not confused by your nether parts. He is, in reality, unimpressed but interested.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes his turn deciding whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

Potato wrote:
>Throw unfunny waste of space, time and resources at the raging frenchman

You starting pulling unfunny waste of space, time and resources out of your booty and throwing them at the RAGING FRENCHMAN. They all hit, but he is too interested in Exeres' dick to notice them.
Roll for damage!

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:57 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
I wiggle my dick in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

Didn't Turbro steal your dick?
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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:57 pm 
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Sol Reaper wrote:
You whip out your pecker in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN but it appears he is not confused by your nether parts. He is, in reality, unimpressed but interested.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes his turn deciding whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

Sol Reaper wrote:
The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes his turn deciding whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

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whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

Oh god I retract and zip up.

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Potato
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:58 pm 
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Sol Reaper wrote:
Roll for damage!

14/20

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:00 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Oh god I retract and zip up.

You quickly stuff your meat back in your pants but then realize your dick is actually in TurboPunz's possession.
...Then what was the RAGING FRENCHMAN looking at? The RAGING FRENCHMAN advances towards you.
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Sol Reaper wrote:
Roll for damage!

14/20

Your unfunny waste of space, time and resources deal enough damage to injure the RAGING FRENCHMAN but his advance isn't halted.

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:01 pm 
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I present my flowing hair as a shitty prize.

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:03 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
I present my flowing hair as a shitty prize.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes your flowing hair and sniffs it. The sheer power of your hair staggers him back a few steps, and he is rooted still by its flowy magnitude. The RAGING FRENCHMAN's Exeres-lust is sated for now, but he is still raging and dangerous.

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Tetrunes
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:03 pm 
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>derail a thread to distract the frenchman.

20/20

holy deuly.

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How am I supposed to see tacos in these conditions?

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:03 pm 
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Someone do something.

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