AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Lyra: -puts on gas mask- 'don't get any funny ideas.'
Zach Telmar: Heheh, you look stupid with that thing on.
Lyra: ur mom.
Lyra: brb guise, gotta go get some ice cream.
Zach Telmar: I'm sure you're all wondering how I know how silly Lyra looks.
Zach Telmar: Well that's cuz I'm her brother.
Zach Telmar: Or sister.
Zach Telmar: True story.
Fred: uhm
Fred: Hi
Fred: I'm Chris Hanson. Dateline NBC
Zach Telmar: How YOU doin'.
Fred: Why don't you have a seat over there, Zach.
Fred: This is ZachTelmar
Zach Telmar: *wriggle*
Fred: Under the secret internet screenname "Zach Telmar"
Zach Telmar: Are we on?
Zach Telmar: Is
Fred: or, "ZachBone69"
Zach Telmar: this like, live?
Fred: He has been soliciting fellow internet friend "lyrasen" or "Lyra"
Roberto: Or, "Ferretoverlord"
Fred: WE had been keeping an eye on him for sometime.
Fred: So Zach, I have a log here that says you told lyra
Fred: "lol i herd u liek mudkipz" to her
Zach Telmar: Wait, how did you get this?
Roberto: I hacked you.
Fred: So, mudkipz.
Zach Telmar: This is confidential!@
Zach Telmar: Is this show legal?
Fred: Would you like to show me on the doll where the so called "mudkipz" are?
Fred: or is this part of your OTHER scheme
Roberto: XD.gif
Fred: Wheras you harras this young lad, "Roberto"
Fred: Under the name, "TurtleBonar567"
Fred: Tell me, are these chats your having legal?
Zach Telmar: HEY
Fred: Tell me, are these chats your having legal?
Zach Telmar: I need some questions answered before I say anything!@
Fred: Oh, we have our ways.
Fred: Questions? Alright
Roberto: ...That was Zach...?
Fred: OH yes
Roberto: No...no...no...no...NO!
Fred: He has mutliple identties to throw off authorities
Fred: But we were able to trail him here
Fred: To Pasadena, Northern Antartica
Roberto: I...I thought he...cared f-for me...
Fred: Where he lives in a ramshackle hut on an island inhabited by several species of mutant worms used for transprotation
Fred: Yes, as did his other Internet..."friends"
Fred: Who, he was more than friendly with.
Zach Telmar: Stop it, STOOOP!
Zach Telmar: You're ruining EVERYTHING!
Fred: HES MAKING A BREAK FOR IT
Roberto: NO! It can't be! Why Zach? WHY?!
Fred: Roberto
Roberto: Yes?
Fred: There is something else we must tell you
Fred: Zach...is
Fred: Your father
Fred: I'm sorry
Roberto: ...Ew.
Fred: He also cut your hand off and pushed you down a bottomless vent shaft
Roberto: I mean, WHAT?! BUT WE-! HE-! EWWW
Roberto: And you'd think I'd remember that.
Fred: That wasn't a light saber either
Fred: Oh, we know
Fred: He can send pings over the internet at a frequency that can knock someone out
Fred: He then reaches through his computer screen
Fred: And then
Fred: It happens
Roberto: It...didn't fully knock me out...I WAS CONSCIOUS!
Fred: Oh
Fred: We know
Fred: You can't move though
Fred: You can only watch
Fred: Watch it alll happen
Roberto: *cries*
Fred: All over your face
Fred: Forever
Roberto: Why would he do that?! He loved me! He told me he did!
Fred: They all do
Fred: And now,its time for the truth, the core truth, the final piece
Fred: Are you ready?
Roberto: I...I think so...
Fred: SUPRISE! YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA!!!
Fred: HAHHA WHOOOOO
Roberto: WHAT
Roberto: R U SRS
Fred: YES
Roberto: AM I GUN B ON TV
Fred: YOU ARE NOW
Fred: COME ON OUT EVERYONE
Zach Telmar: Hi "SON"
Roberto: OMG HI MOM
Fred: WHOOO
Zach Telmar: HAHAH
Zach Telmar: FUNNY JOKE
Roberto: I KENT BLEEV I FEL 4 IT
Fred: Zach Telmar (3:48:15 PM): Hi "SON" Roberto (3:48:16 PM): OMG HI MOM
Fred: Perfect
Zach Telmar: These handcuffs are fake then, right!
Fred: YES
Fred: THEY ARE REALLY MADE OF BEEF JERKY
Fred: THE SAN FRANSISCO TREAT
Zach Telmar: DELICIOUSLY SWEET AND AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL RETAIL STORE FOR A BLOWOUT PRICE OF $1.99 A STRAND!
Fred: THATS NO STRAND, THATS MY WIFE
Fred: AND SPEAKING OF WHICH
Fred: YOU BOTH HAVE WON AN HONEYMOON IN SAN FRANSISCO
Zach Telmar: FANTASTIC
Roberto: When does it expire?
Fred: NEXT YEAR
Fred: AFTER THE WEDDING
Roberto: So I have to convince Varn to marry me by next year?
Fred: YES
Fred: OR MERLIN
Fred: SAME WITH ZACH
Zach Telmar: :awesome:
Fred: BECASUE IF YOU DON'T WE CUT OFF YOUR FACES ANDD FEED THEM TO THE LIONS
Roberto: heybaby.gif
Fred: I'M NOT KIDDING
Fred:
Fred: HA
Fred: MORE TELEVISION HUMOR

Jesus Christ you bitches be necro-bumping like crazeh.

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