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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:25 pm 
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>Human: Decide against attacking... For now.

>Dark Elf: Sigh of relief for being taken out of jail. Also make your troops do pushups so you can laugh at them.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:42 am 
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Work on a defence of the town.

>Pose as a team because shit gust got real

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:21 am 
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>Human: Kill Dark Elf.

>Dark Elf: Kill Human.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:58 pm 
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>Dark Elf:Grow some muscles.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:10 pm 
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>Dark Elf: Check out your spiffy new hat.

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This is the awesomest hat! It's made of mythril and stuff and is one of the few readily available shades of blue you aren't already wearing!

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>Human: Kill Dark Elf.

>Dark Elf: Kill Human.

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You just need to fold your ears back around your skull a bit and...
Huh, you suddenly felt rather aggressive.
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Anyways, isn't this awesome Mr. Last Captain-Man?
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Oh no! He's dead! How could this have happened!?
No time to dwell on that, you call for someone to clear away the body. Right now you need to inspect your men!

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>Dark Elf: Call in your men for inspection.


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>Human: Decide against attacking... For now.

>Dark Elf: Sigh of relief for being taken out of jail. Also make your troops do pushups so you can laugh at them.

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These are the draftees that Smith fellow recruited into the army. They've only got some basic training gear on. Part of the reason they aren't invading anywhere yet.

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You order them to do some pushups. Wow, this power feels amazing! You feel like you could take on the world!

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>Dark Elf:Grow some muscles.


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Work on a defence of the town.

>Pose as a team because shit gust got real

With your men you bolster the defenses of the town. You manage to build a nice wall, which also provided a nice work out for the men. You take a photo to commemorate.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:34 pm 
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Flying Press!

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:54 pm 
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>Dark Elf: Order your men to build an office.
>Human:Move that desk into your newly built office.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:23 am 
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saximaphone wrote:
Dark Elf:

Flying Press!

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Ok, you've always wante-
What?

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Oh, hey gnome newspaper dude! thanks for today's issue!

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Haha! You made the front page!
Now where were you? Oh yeah!

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Owwww...Desks are hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:55 am 
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Escape!

Youth Roll out of there!

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:29 am 
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saximaphone wrote:
Escape!

Youth Roll out of there!


That was great. I agree; Youth Roll out of there!

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:36 am 
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saximaphone wrote:
Escape!

Youth Roll out of there!


That was great. I agree; Youth Roll out of there!

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Yeah, you aren't going anywhere under your own power for a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:39 am 
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>Dark Elf: Be the other guy

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:41 am 
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Sol Reaper wrote:
>Dark Elf: Be the other guy

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You are now John Smith again. For some reason this elf you appointed captain of the guard made a wall. Fine enough in itself, especially with your plans, but then he insisted you be dragged out here for the commemorative photo. You had argued you had too much paper work, so they just dragged your desk out too.
Now he's gone and thrown himself on your desk and is lying there. And to think, he was the one person you thought might not be completely retarded.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:47 am 
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>John Smith: Return to paperwork after heartily scolding the dark elf for being so moronic.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Adventure
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:24 am 
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Then bake a cake.

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