Clyve wrote:
>Dark Elf: Check out your spiffy new hat.

This is the awesomest hat! It's made of mythril and stuff and is one of the few readily available shades of blue you aren't already wearing!
saximaphone wrote:
>Human: Kill Dark Elf.
>Dark Elf: Kill Human.

You just need to fold your ears back around your skull a bit and...
Huh, you suddenly felt rather aggressive.

Anyways, isn't this awesome Mr. Last Captain-Man?

Oh no! He's dead! How could this have happened!?
No time to dwell on that, you call for someone to clear away the body. Right now you need to inspect
your men!
Topaz Luckdragon wrote:
>Dark Elf: Call in your men for inspection.
Sol Reaper wrote:
>Human: Decide against attacking... For now.
>Dark Elf: Sigh of relief for being taken out of jail. Also make your troops do pushups so you can laugh at them.

These are the draftees that Smith fellow recruited into the army. They've only got some basic training gear on. Part of the reason they aren't invading anywhere yet.

You order them to do some pushups. Wow, this power feels amazing! You feel like you could take on the world!
Potato wrote:
>Dark Elf:Grow some muscles.
Need_Runes4 wrote:
Work on a defence of the town.
>Pose as a team because shit gust got real
With your men you bolster the defenses of the town. You manage to build a nice wall, which also provided a nice work out for the men. You take a photo to commemorate.
