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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:23 pm 
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You need to wrestle bears or some shit.

Cough cough.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:56 pm 
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I cut myself shaving yesterday

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But seriously, what kind of razors and shit do you guys use to shave and what kind of facial hair do you cultivate? I usually go clean shaven (look how unmanly I am) due to force of habit since I used to work a job that was pretty strict about that kind of thing (think shirts/ties and cubicles.) As for razors I usually just buy cheap, disposable stuff since I pretty much shave every day and it seems like its more or less the same as buying a razor and then constantly replacing the head. If buying a razor and replacing the head is better, someone please enlighten me.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:59 pm 
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I cut myself on the cheap disposable ones. :U
I have this like $20-30 one that has like four blades and vibrates and not a single slice ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:03 pm 
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I don't think my dad believes in a cleanly shaven face

He always uses an electric razor and always leaves just enough stubble left. Even though he does it like every other day

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:27 pm 
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Lithium wrote:
This thread is glorious oh god.

So do guys actually have an obsession with mustaches too or is that just a teenage girl hipster thing? Because they're everywhere and I'm not sure how men feel seeing their body hair in the limelight like that

Help me understand your species, gentlemen.

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YEAH, I FUCKING LOVE GUNS, AND SANDWICHES, AND GUN SANDWICHES.


Burnt I fart and this is now my signature


Mustache = uncool if you're not one of the following persons: Freddy Mercury, Tom Selleck.

Stubble can look nice.

I... shave once a week or so usually.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:52 pm 
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Mustaches look awful on most people. this includes every person under the age of 30.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:54 pm 
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As bad as my mustache might look, I look worse without it so there will be no shaving.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
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My moustache fits my beard but I think I probably need to shave and look 12 again because it's always getting wet or food in it.

I just wish my beard was thicker, mine is sorta thing and light brown so it isn't the best beard of all.


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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:00 pm 
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Lithium wrote:
This thread is glorious oh god.

So do guys actually have an obsession with mustaches too or is that just a teenage girl hipster thing? Because they're everywhere and I'm not sure how men feel seeing their body hair in the limelight like that

Help me understand your species, gentlemen.

Also,
BurntToShreds wrote:
YEAH, I FUCKING LOVE GUNS, AND SANDWICHES, AND GUN SANDWICHES.


Burnt I love you and this is now my signature

It's more of a beard thing for me

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:07 pm 
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My dad has had a mustache for practically all his life. I don't think I've ever seen him without one other than his baby pictures.

He's got a bit of a Freddie Mercury one though so s'all good

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:44 pm 
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This seems relevant.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
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Exeres wrote:
Syobon wrote:
You need to wrestle bears or some shit.

Cough cough.


You still haven't told me that story :colbert: .


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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:06 pm 
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I'm not sure I ever intend to, either. The mystery is more exciting than anything I could possibly tell you.

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
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Exeres wrote:


It's so true

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 Post subject: Re: Manly Thread of Manliness
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:22 pm 
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Lambeth wrote:
Lithium wrote:
This thread is glorious oh god.

So do guys actually have an obsession with mustaches too or is that just a teenage girl hipster thing? Because they're everywhere and I'm not sure how men feel seeing their body hair in the limelight like that

Help me understand your species, gentlemen.

Also,
BurntToShreds wrote:
YEAH, I FUCKING LOVE GUNS, AND SANDWICHES, AND GUN SANDWICHES.


Burnt I fart and this is now my signature

It's more of a beard thing for me

Sideburns are like the coolest thing when they're kept trim.

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