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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:41 pm 
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>Hug art like a teddy bear and wait for the trapper to make himself or herself known

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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Art seems to have been locked out. You can hear him scratching at the door. Dozens of footsteps can be heard splashing around in the surrounding pools. They seem to be wary of you, biding their time, maybe waiting for you to make the first move. Dark figures can be seen darting from cover to cover, they don't seem to want to wait long.
What do you do?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:48 pm 
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>break down the door

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>You take an axe seemingly out of nowhere and begin whaling on the door. The shadowy figures see this and charge. Through the flickering light you see they're brandishing a menagerie of blunt objects
Will you turn and fight or break down the door?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:13 pm 
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>fight

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>You spin around to face your assailants, coming face to face with dozens, maybe hundreds of combatants. They're closing in fast but they're far enough so you'll get the first blow.
How will you attack?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>Use your infinite supply of throwing axes

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>Roll to see how much damage your axe flurry will inflict.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>You begin flinging axes into the thrashing mob. You hear several grunts and shouts of pain and the shadows retreat back to their hiding places before they reach you. There's whispers all around you, but you can make out some of them.
"Shit! Did you see what he did to Bob?"
"Try and flank 'im"
"Where's Jim?"
"Who the hell is this guy?"
They regroup at the far end of the room and begin advancing. They're not charging though, they dart from cover to cover individually, from chairs to counters to anything that'll protect them from your axes.
How will you procede?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>Attempt to break down the door again

Rolled: 18

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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You raise your knee to your chest and propel your foot into the door with titanic force. The door doesn't budge, but creaks and moans can be heard as old metal bends, breaks and gives way all over the ship. Suddenly the ceiling collapses, illuminating the ships bowels with sunlight. Three men in slim matte black armor carrying nightsticks of some sort rise from the wreckage.
"Shit! He sees us!"
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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>Run over and attack them, with an axe, in the hamstrings.

Rolled: 6

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You charge at the closest guy and sweep him off his feet with a swing from you axe but the other two rush you and begin thwacking you with their clubs.
How do you react?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>block then try to kick one of them in the chest/lower torso

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