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AngelicSongx
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Second try yeilds a cool power

The power to issue forth a powerful exhalation with that of 50mph+ winds


Oh god, don't eat anything that'll make your breath suck. Insta Death.
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Deoxygenation

I can make oxygen go away

I can suffocate everyone in the world.
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Mask Powers

... what?
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Miss Starseed
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I got telepathy.

I thought I hadn't actually randomized my results, so I tried again and got "Zack Morris Power" instead.

So, uh, either one of those.

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Memory Manipulation.


Fuck yeah.


This is actually a super power I'd be cool with.


I'd call myself... Vladimir.

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[Citation Needed]
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Vladimir, that is the best superpower...



What was it again?

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Equine Mimicry.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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I know im not the first but, um i get to be pregnant? well i guess since im a guy it would be a superpower. why, why must you hate me superpower giving gods, you will force me to undergo extream pain if somehow i become pregnant. I dont even want to know how

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I will go on a quest to defeat the nipples empress
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do you want a fucking prize for finding 4chan or something

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Extreme Sexual Attraction.

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This power enables its user to make themselves almost, if not completely, irresistible to others so that they have no choice but to fall instantly in love with them.



Ladies~

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Induced Ferity

Great, now I can make people kille ach other, I aint got to do a thing now :P

Twould be great fro enslavin stuff though, animals can be tamed :P

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WHERE IS THIS MERLIN I KEEP HEARING OF

What harm could come from imprisoning a hellinternet beast every night and making it hate humanity and what it stands for?
Then we can release it back into the wild.

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No sh!tting, I think I got everything, including the Omnitrix: Objects/Items of Magic/Powers

In list form:

01 The Power Ring
02 Mandarin's Rings of Power
03 The One Ring
04 The Hearts of Candracar and Meridian
05 Pendant of the 1st Hokage
06 Omnitrix
07 Wands
08 Ironman's Armour
09 Magical Books
10 Helmet of Fate
11 The Sword of Truth
12 Nano Technology
13 Death Note
14 The Dagger of Time/Sands of Time
15 The Agiel
16 The Boxes of Orden
17 Dacra
18 Stone of Tears


I would draw myself wearing all this if I knew where to start.

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Electric Manipulation

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High level users can control electric currents within people


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lightning dragon

That is how I will fight crime.

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Zorinth
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I would use my power to repopulate the world after all the idiots kill eachother with their superpowers.

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I got the best power ever.
Furrykenisis. I can control the minds of upstanding members of society.
I would tell the killer that I will send animals to have sex with everyone in the area until they find him, unless he meets me for a duel to the death.

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Trygve was here.
Spoony was here.

Snarf - 6 World - 1

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Vladimir, that is the best superpower...



What was it again?

I can modify people's memories, dreams, wipe complete memories from their minds, or fabricate completely false ones, and then make them think it's true.

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