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Ryushusupercat
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No wait, I got another one.

The ability to refill/restore any substance. SRSLY, like with Mountain Dew or coffee creamer, when there's very little left, I could just refill it instantly! And it'd restore its freshness, too! Think of all the cheddar I'd save on coffee creamer! (FYI there has to be at least a little bit of the substance left. And it works with snacks, too!)

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Ryushusupercat wrote:
No wait, I got another one.

The ability to refill/restore any substance. SRSLY, like with Mountain Dew or coffee creamer, when there's very little left, I could just refill it instantly! And it'd restore its freshness, too! Think of all the cheddar I'd save on coffee creamer! (FYI there has to be at least a little bit of the substance left. And it works with snacks, too!)


You could totaly use that to flood the world.

or like

Drink some Dr.Pepper.
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
Ryushusupercat wrote:
No wait, I got another one.

The ability to refill/restore any substance. SRSLY, like with Mountain Dew or coffee creamer, when there's very little left, I could just refill it instantly! And it'd restore its freshness, too! Think of all the cheddar I'd save on coffee creamer! (FYI there has to be at least a little bit of the substance left. And it works with snacks, too!)


You could totaly use that to flood the world.

or like

Drink some Dr.Pepper.


I could drink all the Dr. Pepper I wanted! :awesome:

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Very fast healing factor.

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I'm looking at your sig, Dark, and it makes me think that you'd want the ability to summon BEEEEEEEEEEES.

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Ryushusupercat wrote:
No wait, I got another one.

The ability to refill/restore any substance. SRSLY, like with Mountain Dew or coffee creamer, when there's very little left, I could just refill it instantly! And it'd restore its freshness, too! Think of all the cheddar I'd save on coffee creamer! (FYI there has to be at least a little bit of the substance left. And it works with snacks, too!)


This comes into play with a character I had sometime ago. He had the power of matter generation, (creating materials, etc.) Basically, as long as he knew exactly what was in it, down to the chemicals (Dye, Syrup, etc.) It would be able to appear in his hand if he concentrated on it long enough. He died attempting to reverse engineer this power against the main antagonist, not killing them per se, but vanishing both of them into nothingness.

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The ability to control people's sense of balance.

What? You're going to punch me? On the ground.
Huh? Gonna press that detonator? POW. On the ground.
You've got a bazooka? BANG. What's shooting the sky gonna do?

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Hmm, I'd like the ability to turn into metal and like, form my limbs into metal things.

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The ability to control people's sense of balance.

Huh? Gonna press that detonator? POW. You fell on it, I guess I'm dead now.


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Head of The Brothel wrote:
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The ability to control people's sense of balance.

Huh? Gonna press that detonator? POW. You fell on it, I guess I'm dead now.


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I would make him fall the other way. That's the 'control' part.

But I have to admit, I just splurted tea out of my nose.

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Um yeah. My friend and I had a huge fight about whether teleporation (me) or flying (him) would be better.

As we were inside a building during the most ginormous thumderstorm.

He still says he won.



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Everything you touch turns to skittles.
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Everything you touch turns to skittles.


Is it awesome? When you cant hold your newborn baby in your arms? Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't. I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. He'll never see his family again. I guess it's pretty awesome. Excuse me.
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Everything you touch turns to skittles.


Is it awesome? When you cant hold your newborn baby in your arms? Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't. I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. He'll never see his family again. I guess it's pretty awesome. Excuse me.


It's the perfect crime.

Also, couldn't he just wear gloves made of skittles?
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Well what happens if you touch skittles?

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