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meatloaf of darkness
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I wanna be the main event, so enemies beware.


But can I be a king of beasts with quite so little hair?
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Ghostbusters, Mythbusters, or Bunbusters?
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meatloaf of darkness wrote:
I wanna be the main event, so enemies beware.


But can I be a king of beasts with quite so little hair?


YA LOST ME, BOYO

BANANA wrote:
Ghostbusters, Mythbusters, or Bunbusters?


Yes, Yes, Possibly

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Can you mash potato?
Can you do the twist?

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It's quite embarrassing to admit it, so I'll ask you to keep me anonymous...
Yesterday, I went back from shopping. Actually, I didn't buy many things, but just enough to spend a nice night in front of a nice movie.
I met my friend Nancy. Yes, I know. Poor girl. Nancy. Mean parents I guess. Anyway, I says "hi" to her. She says "hi" to me. I say "how are you ?" She says "I am fine, you ?" I say "yeah. What are you doing ?" "Oh, nothing", she says." And you ?" I'm gonna spend a nice night in front of a nice movie" "Nice", she said." Can I come ?" I said "Sure".
And we go to my house. I didn't lock the door that she jumps on me, and almost rapes me. I don't know what to say, she was one of the prettiest creatures ever, I rarely even got such a fuck, and I always wanted to have sex with a blonde cutey.
But she was eight. Isn't that illegal ?
:awesome: Help me Dr. Loveyanimae

Also, did you read all of it ?

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John Craft wrote:
It's quite embarrassing to admit it, so I'll ask you to keep me anonymous...
Yesterday, I went back from shopping. Actually, I didn't buy many things, but just enough to spend a nice night in front of a nice movie.
I met my friend Nancy. Yes, I know. Poor girl. Nancy. Mean parents I guess. Anyway, I says "hi" to her. She says "hi" to me. I say "how are you ?" She says "I am fine, you ?" I say "yeah. What are you doing ?" "Oh, nothing", she says." And you ?" I'm gonna spend a nice night in front of a nice movie" "Nice", she said." Can I come ?" I said "Sure".
And we go to my house. I didn't lock the door that she jumps on me, and almost rapes me. I don't know what to say, she was one of the prettiest creatures ever, I rarely even got such a fuck, and I always wanted to have sex with a blonde cutey.
But she was eight. Isn't that illegal ?
:awesome: Help me Dr. Loveyanimae

Also, did you read all of it ?


You have some problems sir

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John Craft
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Well, I'm out "raping" eight year olds but jee, you don't hear me bragging about it? DO YOU?!
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Where have you gone, joe dimaggio?
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Where have you gone, joe dimaggio?


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I get the feeling The Big Cheese and Yanni switched places.

Its customary for anyone wearing a top-hat to do that now and again.
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