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Darkly Nightman
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What do you get when you cross a great white shark, a black mamba, and a lion?
[spoiler]As far away as fucking possible.[/spoiler]

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Defenestrator2.0
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Darkly Nightman wrote:
What do you get when you cross a great white shark, a black mamba, and a lion?
[spoiler]As far away as fucking possible.[/spoiler]


If it's part lion, you must get in the car.

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What's the difference between Gannon and Zelda??

...one's a vicious, ugly man-eating pig, and the other's Ganon!

.....it's all my friend's fault...
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A man walks into the bar and says to the bartender "I bet you that if you put your smallest Shot Glass at the end of the bar table, and I can pee in it standing from the other end of the bar.
and if I don't, I'll pay you $100."
The bartender excepted, This seems like an easy $100, he thought.
The bartender set up the shot glass, and the man unzipped and peed everywhere, even on the bartender.
Well, the bartender didn't care, he won $100. The Man came over and payed the bartender with a smile on his face.
"Why are you pop flyin'?" Asked the bartender. "You lost a lot of cheddar."
The man replied. "I bet that guy $1,000 that I could pee on you and you'd be pop flyin'!"
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LoL I liked that movie too.

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Plasma
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Link79957 wrote:
What's the difference between Gannon and Zelda??
...one's a vicious, ugly man-eating pig, and the other's Ganon!
.....it's all my friend's fault...

YOU DO NOT MAKE JOKES INSULTING ZELDA HERE! NO! NO!! GTFO, NAO!
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Link79957
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Plasma wrote:
Link79957 wrote:
What's the difference between Gannon and Zelda??
...one's a vicious, ugly man-eating pig, and the other's Ganon!
.....it's all my friend's fault...

YOU DO NOT MAKE JOKES INSULTING ZELDA HERE! NO! NO!! GTFO, NAO!


:cry: IM SORRY. I DO LOVE LoZ, I DO!! :cry:

*grovels at Zelda's feet* I'M SORRAY.
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Squigzog
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So an astronaut, the pope, and a vampire walk into a bar and the bartender says "Is this a joke?"

A man is wandering in the old west, when he meets an Indian sitting there naked. He asks the Indian what time it is and the Indian looks down and says "Twelve-o-clock." So the man wanders around until he meets the same Indian. He again asks what time it is. The Indian responds "One-o-clock." Again he wanders until he finds the same Indian jerking off. He says "Dear Lord! What are you doing?!" The Indian says "Rewinding clock."

This next one is kinda bad
[spoiler]What is the difference between a Mexican man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of four.[/spoiler]

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Trennicus
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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
[spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]

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The Willow Witch
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

[spoiler]Because if they lived by the bay the would be called Bagels! [/spoiler]

Haw haw haw

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The Idiotic Oracle
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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
[spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]
You make Phoenix sad. D:

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Jokes?

I only know the BEST PICK UP LINE KNOWN TO MAN. In unnecessary spoiler format.


[spoiler]Hey, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.[/spoiler]
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Jokes?

I only know the BEST PICK UP LINE KNOWN TO MAN. In unnecessary spoiler format.


[spoiler]Hey, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.[/spoiler]

If I flip a coin, what is my chance of getting head?
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Defenestrator2.0
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Seanadelic wrote:
Jokes?

I only know the BEST PICK UP LINE KNOWN TO MAN. In unnecessary spoiler format.


[spoiler]Hey, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.[/spoiler]

If I flip a coin, what is my chance of getting head?


Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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Phoenix
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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
Trennicus wrote:
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
[spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]
You make Phoenix sad. D:


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