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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Issac Newton. The man who invented gravity and calculus because he fucking hates you all.
he didn't invent them, he just found out about them
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The Idiotic Oracle
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What about parfaits? I never heard anyone say "Ooh, parfait, no, I don't like that."

But srsly. To hell with the entire "Oh, I've only dated this many guys/girls" thing. I myself have dated... wait, haven't dated anyone in quite a while. Except that one bitch on vacation who went off with my cheddar. FML. But I don't really care, mostly because all the girls here are either skanks or taken.

So yeah. Just hang in there. It's not worth dating someone just for the dating. IMO, anyway.

... D': am not...

i'v only had one official boyfriend, and he turned out to be a douche. ;_; the others never actually dated me and kinda.. left. D: *sob* I'm so alone...

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... D': am not...

i'v only had one official boyfriend, and he turned out to be a douche. ;_; the others never actually dated me and kinda.. left. D: *sob* I'm so alone...
Awww Awww
It's ohk. I've only had one real boyfriend also. But hey, we still cool.
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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Issac Newton. The man who invented gravity and calculus because he fucking hates you all.
he didn't invent them, he just found out about them


HE TOTALLY FUCKING INVENTED GRAVITY.

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People who will not shut up for at least ten seconds when you're watching a movie.
People who blare their iPod full of, I don't know, dancing girls.
People who blare their iPod and you can hear it across the room.
People who hit you with a textbook when you're sleeping.
People who draw on your face when you're sleeping.
People who draw on you with markers.
People who refuse to accept the fact that female humans play video games too.
People who will not shut up about how Halo is better than your mom.
People who ask to borrow your favorite mechanical pencil and don't return it.
People who ask for the time when there is a clock staring them IN THE FACE.
Public toilets.

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Game Angel
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bagofnuts wrote:
People who will not shut up for at least ten seconds when you're watching a movie.
People who blare their iPod full of, I don't know, dancing girls.
People who blare their iPod and you can hear it across the room.
People who hit you with a textbook when you're sleeping.
People who draw on your face when you're sleeping.
People who draw on you with markers.
People who refuse to accept the fact that female humans play video games too.
People who will not shut up about how Halo is better than your mom.
People who ask to borrow your favorite mechanical pencil and don't return it.
People who ask for the time when there is a clock staring them IN THE FACE.


That's the non-honors population of my school right there. Thank god I don't fall into that category. Gee, I sound kinda snobby...



I don't really care about dating and all. It just kinda annoys me. Now that I think about it, it doesn't really belong in the "pisses me off" category.
Actually, I have a friend that doesn't give a shit about dating, and she's awesome.

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bagofnuts wrote:
People who hit you with a textbook when you're sleeping.
People who draw on your face when you're sleeping.
People who draw on you with markers.
People who ask to borrow your favorite mechanical pencil and don't return it.


Am I sensing some specific incidents here?

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I hate it when conservative Christians argue with me.

You can never win. ]:

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I hate it when conservative Christians argue with me.

You can never win. ]:


I know, they always use the insanely stupid "slippery slope" arguments.

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Those fanboys with infinint amount of zeal
Have an open mind!
But then again...
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An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unlocked

One of my favourite quotes, apart from
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I dun wanna do this no more...
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Close-minded people who call you a fag because of your taste in music

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"Jason Mraz is a faggot, his albums haven't even sold a million copies. You're a stupid douche who doesn't like ACDC"


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'The only reason he hasn't sold a million copies yet is because people just download his songs, and I never said I didn-


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ACDC!
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like a PSD in PS CS3? :pseudo:

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Trennicus wrote:
I hate it when conservative Christians argue with me.

You can never win. ]:

Why not conservative christians in general?
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Trennicus wrote:
I hate it when conservative Christians argue with me.

You can never win. ]:

Why not conservative christians in general?


Because then you'd be no better.

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Oh here's another.

-When you're beside a bus looking to see if there are any kids you know in it when a truck or something large pulls up and totally blocks off your view,

That happened today. I felt like giving them the middle finger.

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