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BANANA
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Granted, but you soon discover that it hates you just as much as everyone else.

I wish for a fish on a dish I could swish.

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Granted, but the fish doesn't like to be swished and chomps your head off


I wish for a new Metroid game
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It sucks so much, you commit suicide.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

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Fireheart storm
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It sucks so much, you commit suicide.

I wish I could breathe underwater.


Granted, but you die to to an oil spill.

I wish I could write a decent, full length Novella

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Granted, but it's a Twilight book.

I wish upstanding members of society ruled the earth.

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Herdie wrote:
Granted, but it's a Twilight book.

I wish upstanding members of society ruled the earth.

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Granted, but then the earth is blown up for an intersteller highway of sorts/

I wish I was motivated to get back into shape.

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Granted, but your self-obsession leads you into a horrible, egotistic spiral, alienating you from all you once loved and cherished,
and turning you into a steroid starved maniac, until your youth leaves you, your cheddar runs out, and you die, cold, ugly, alone and unloved.

(By the way, long post is long.)

I wish I was bringing the sexy back.

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Your wish is ungrantable.

I wish I had a wish that had no consequences.

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Wish granted, but...that was kind of pointless. :colbert:

I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

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Granted, but it's so corupted that it sudenly turns tot he light side and is a good wish again.

I wish the Twi-tards at the school would stop trying to compare Twilight to shakespeare

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Granted, you die.

I wish I could fly.

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Fireheart storm wrote:
Granted, but it's so corupted that it sudenly turns tot he light side and is a good wish again.

I wish the Twi-tards at the school would stop trying to compare Twilight to shakespeare

Granted but then everything else is compared to Twilight, including the philosophies of Plato, Socrates, and Jesus

I wish I had a much better laptop then the one I have now. It's extremely fast and has awesome graphics, no viruses ever, and every graphic design program that I'm good at.
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It runs on vista.

I wish I could make an internet meme.

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Granted, but it involves a nude picture of you.

I wish I could star in a musical.

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Granted, but it's Twilight: The musical.

I wish I could get better sleep.

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