AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm really really drunk tonight and I know I'm going to regreteverythign I'm doing tonight in the mornign but I can't stop
No brakes on this regret train

holy shit ihave to stop im waaaay too drunk

same
except my name isn't nicholas
the other things apply

I had seven beers tonight.


Why do people drink beer? It doesn't do shit.

Drink more or drunk heavier beer. I like drinking beer because I'm pretty thirsty usually, drink 10 or more and you'll start feeling something. Heavier on the stomach of course though. Or drink a couple of Duvels or something.

How can a human being drink ten beers in quick enough succession to feel the effects without drowning in them?

I'll stick to gin and tonic and cocktails.

And shots, on days when I only have shitty experimental vodka. And then chase it with the beer. Because I am a healthy individual.

Drinkin' ain't always about getting drunk

What kind of beer were you drinking?

not bud but not fancy stuff either. I don't remember exactly. SOmething that came in a multipack of flavors. Sam Adams or Blue Moon or something. I know they aren't by any means high quality, but most people who drink beer to get drunk drink even worse shit.

Either way I still prefer mixed drinks and the such over beer.

paunching above your weight

getting frunk is pretty fun.. I notice that i cant spell at all and th i could easily go back and fix my mistakes but i decid e not to because i think thyb re funnny.

i also always have a tendency of drunk messaging a friend of mine that i used to have a crush on and trlling her tht she's pretty. probably should stop doing that. she finds it funny though.
I also feel bad because my closest friends are against drinking so I always leave our chat room early and say im going to bed when i plan t o drink. theyre not so against it tht they wouldnt be my friend anymore, but /I know they'd be disappointed and teyre really pretty nice people and i dont want to disappoint them

god daisies im both a sad and a pop flyin' drunk at the same time

EDIT: I will never drink again.

Okay, I've had a shitton to drink, so I gotta vent a little

I'm sorry I'm such an asshole all time. I like you guys, I really do, I dont know how to relate to other people without sarcasm or agression. You guys ar pretty cool, I dont know how to act any other way. Im afraid people wont know I care about them because I dont know how to tell them

Aw, stranger. I'm not on as much as i used to be BUT YOU'RE A COOL PERSON also i'm drunk right now too, and riding a nervous high so yeah. i care about all of you bastards

daisies... Thanks to my habit of drinking very rarely, the maple whiskey I had a little bit ago is kicking my booty.

But I feel pretty good, otherwise. Because, you know... Booze.

Edit: Had a Jäger bomb... Drank it too fast, so maybe I should drink the second one slowly.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

today i bought some sake and a new rum
started off:
a shot of the new rum
delicious aftertaste after the alcohol burn passed

then i did some rum and coke. a good size glass.

then a single serving of draft sake
halfway through this I was G O N E
and then another single serving of draft sake


i am in a good mood, currently

you know when you want to do a shot but don't have a chaser and you're also too much of a baby to just do the shot anyway

so you take the shot


and then chase it with a slice of lunchmeat like the goddamn animal you are