AWKWARD ZOMBIE

oh boy this is gonna be wroooong



Toad from the mario games, look at those baby hands

Naija from Aquaria

For my humanoid video game character, I chose the Noid from the game, "Yo! Noid"

Originally a mascot for Domino's Pizza where he is a personification of all the annoyances a deliveryman can face while trying to deliver a pizza in 30 minutes or less, in this game he is going around killing slime monsters and saving the city from his green evil twin.
Plus, he has bunny ears and is a lot shorter than humans, so he ain't human.

the witch from left 4 dead

i do want to note, before anyone says shit about the witch being just a rabid human, that the L4D special infected have been mutated way past the point of being human

Thanks for the input, Galaxy.

Yeah, I have no problem accepting the Witch as a correct response.

Mr. Mime from Pokemon Firered.

ZING. BLING. BADABING SUCKAS.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

wtf why does it say I was banned

Prolly for choosing Firered as the singular Pokemon game Mr. Mime is from.

Doubt it. More likely it was a joke by one of the proletariats. I'd say you're safe unless Marcato states otherwise.

Darunia from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Sigma from Mega Man X.

youuuuuuuuu motherfuckers keep using people from popular games and it's oNLY THE SECOND ROUND WHY

"Sire, SaintCrazy has defied your most simple and not confusing at all requirement for a humanoid character!"



Oh doggone it. Those requirements were crystal clear and obviously didn't lead to ANYONE having to PM me about whether someone qualifies or not. I mean seriously.

All right then, OFF WITH HER HEA-what?



Ugh, FINE.

SaintCrazy was banished from the kingdom. They decided to move back to their old country and start a new life, one without the shame of misreading pertinent information.



They didn't make it there, unfortunately.

Round three!

Since SOME PEOPLE, not going to name names D-Vid, didn't like King Marcato's last requirement, I've decided to ease up a bit this round. And so, my next requirement shall be.....

Well, why don't I let the Beatles tell you what the next requirement is?



(Crap, I meant to make this a regular thing, but I forgot to find a song for the last round, OOPS.)

That's right! For round three, I require that your characters be female! You essentially have a 50% chance of getting this right if you pick any character off the top of your head. (Actually, that's not true, don't do that.)

And before anyone asks, if you want to use a robotic/non-living character to fulfill the humanoid requirement, the character only has to LOOK female for it to qualify. For instance, Cortana from Halo and Roll from Megaman both a valid choices. Or they would be, if their series hadn't already been used!

OK then, get on it! Bring me your women!

Oh, and one more note, incorrect responses still count as being played, so you can't use those series anymore, either. I'll mark the incorrect responses with an explanation in parentheses next to it.

Requirements:
-Original Video Game Character
-Humanoid
-Female

Games and Characters Already Used:
Ace Attorney-Manfred von Karma
Aquaria-Naija
Bastion-The Kid
Battleblock Theater-Hatty Hattington
Bubsy-Bubsy
Cooking Mama-Mama(She's fully human!)
Doom-Doomguy
Elite Beat Agents-J
Game of Thrones the Game-Mors Westford
Halo 3-Cortana
Jetpack Joyride-Barry Steakfried
Left 4 Dead-The Witch
Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time-Darunia
Lollipop Chainsaw-Zombie
Megaman 3-Protoman
Megaman X-Sigma
Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes-Anwen
OFF-The Batter
Pacman-Pacman
Pokemon Firered-Mr. Mime
Puzzling Adventure’s Henry Hatsworth-Henry Hatsworth
Q*Bert-Q*Bert
Skies of Arcadia-Vyse
SPLOSION MAN-SPLOSION MAN
Super Mario Bros.-Toad
Thomas Was Alone-Thomas
Warioware-Orbulon
Yo!Noid-The Noid

Player Order:
Astro Boy(Galaxy Man)
That guy who killed Goliath(D-vid)
Medic Man(Madican)
Less Had(Le Great Handsome Oppressor)
Thunder Seal(Blitz Walrus)
Desperate Magician #4(Need Runes4)
Asian Scar(Chopstix)
Oooooooooooooolrich(Oolrich)
Barabbarabbarabba(Barabba)
Gijinka(Lolita)
Nervous Wife of Krillin(Paranoid Android)
Baby Bowser's Nanny(Kamak)
Super Coo'(Supaaku)

i don't even play these games but i've had enough people bitch at me to play them to have this chick come to mind

google tells me she's Aigis, from Persona 3

(hahahahahahahahaha i know like ten people saw "not-human girl" and thought of her so lets just prevent that line of thought shall we)